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Eddie and Waylon cuddling and watching a movie when all of the sudden Eddie gasps and pauses the movie.

Waylon: "What's up?"

Eddie: "Y'know darling, I did in fact find a girl just like the girl who married dear old dad."

Waylon: "Oh I'm like your mom, how so?"

Eddie: "Because you practically just stood by and watched while I was violated by sick ffuck rapists."

Waylon: "Oh-"

Eddie: "You piece of shit whore."

And then Eddie unpauses the movie and goes back to cuddling Waylon like nothing happened. And Waylon is currently fearing for his life and making small attempts to escape Eddie's grasp because hey. What a disturbing comparison to make.

he looks like if a woman and a woman had a baby