my friend: PSAT
me with an auditory processing disorder: STD???
something my friend made :)
Eh might as well see what happens
Some kitty content for ya
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
to all of you lovely folks who reblog this pleasE TELL ME WHY THIS IS FUNNY I FEEL LIKE IM THE ONLY OME WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND AN INSIDE JOKE EVEN THO IM THE ONE WHO MADE ITđđđ
Mkay so one time I was at the doctors office and I had to do the usual finger prick to test my iron levels you know, the standard
The nurse lady came back and said that weâre gonna have to retry cuz the results said I have a high blood count (which essentially means that the machine probably messed up)
I nodded my head and said âI have a lot of blood per bloodâ and for some reason the nurse and my mom found that abso-fucking-lutely hilarious and the both burst out laughing
Okay so I shed like a dog and my hair is, like, everywhere but something that I didnât realize about that until now is that I will accidentally crochet some of my hair that has fallen out into my crochet projects and itâs kind of just stuck there. Like I donât want to redo that whole section so I kind of just try to pull it out but sometimes it doesnât work⌠so I just have hair in my crochet projects.
Disclaimer, I keep all of my projects, so no Iâm not giving people stuff with my hair in it lol
Lmao so at my school we had spirit days a while back, and one of them was Barbie. Everyone else was like âoh sweet I probably have something pinkâ but *my* first thought âmy mom owns a fur coatâ
My mojo dojo casa house era
âThatâs so slavic-core of youâ
-my friend today
This is a⌠Cataster
one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs
thatâs too many damn legs