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“i can very quickly take the self-esteem tower of terror from one extreme to the next.”

(source)

fuck it

LIFTOFF

I'm calling it now, Agent S from ACNH is Marvin in disguise.

Screenshots from THIS IS SO STRESSFUL | Half Life Alyx (VR) - Part 3! :D

got one thing on my mind

THAT FUCKING SMILE

THAT FUCKING LOOK

Crack Theorizing time

So after the chaos of the whiteboard message which translated to this:

I came up with some theories!

Now, I know some of these sound more interesting than others but while everyone is on board the “anti is totally some entity that feeds on attention and has latched onto Jack and Jack’s channel like a parasite” theory….I want to bring Marvin into the mess.

I’m still not entirely confident in the whole “the egos are taking turns running Jack’s channel” idea so I’m still unsure about Marvin and his role/goal. In all the interactions of him, so far, he seems mysterious and powerful. He is the only ego that has supernatural powers. He was the only one calm during the discord ego bot situation. He seemed more…aware.

As I mentioned, the message being from Marvin is possible because 1. He’s running the channel time to time and 2. He’s a magician, and as a magician, he would distract the audience with something to focus on while performing a magic trick.

A lot of fans have already painted him as a possible villain but I think he’s more of an anti hero in the situation that the egos are right now. Perhaps he has his own desires. Maybe not as serious as “taking over the channel” but definitely something similar to anti’s need of attention.

Think about it

Anti may be some tulpa or zalgo entity that thrives off of attention. But Marvin…. He’s a magician! He entertains! Thats his thing! Maybe the reason he’s helping out with the channel is because he likes being noticed. Maybe this is what leads to him wanting more.

Consider this: Marvin runs Jack’s channel a bit. Marvin realizes the potential. Marvin works with anti on taking over the channel. Marvin has other intentions. Marvin uses supernatural powers to defeat anti, showing off his powers and ending up saving the channel AND putting on a show like the magician he is.

But it may just be….. a trick.

I came to share some of Jack's PAX live stream favorites of mine from tonight. It just ended and I have to sleep but couldn't until it was over. 🤣 and now I must share before I forget because anyone who missed it needs to hear funny Jack.

I want to bed Thor!

I'm Thor after last night.

Take my clothes off?!

I'm not your prostitute!

I could be if you paid me well.

Ding ding ding top of morning!

It's my face, I can shit on it all I want!

Dad why did you leave? Endless pain. Suffering I am darkness. Buy my merch.

Are you saying I'm not a snack already? I am a thicc snack!

I'm already coming up with my next poem. It's called 'fuck you Lauren'.

Who hurt you monster?

We'd smoke weed with Thomas the Tank Engine.

I have a lot of power

"Your name's not Jack" yeah, whatever.

*mockingly* oh, I'm Ariel on Neptune

You don't know how strong I am.

This is more like a man cupcake.

I've been trying to swim in lava, it doesn't work.

How dare you! I'll hold my cups how I want!

My fingertips.. uh... fuck you!

Jackieboy Man *everyone goes nuts*

"Is Marvin Magnificent Gay?" Undecided.

Is this your card? No? Fuck!

That's not his voice, don't go to tumblr and write that shit.

I am sound personified.

Stick a microphone real close to a potato amd that's what I wanna be.

We already live in Minecraft.

What's all your blood types right now?

Let's fuck shit up!

Chris Bearfield

I wasn't even posing!

"Have you thought of ever starting a family?" Are you offering?

I'm a youtuber. I already have kids.

I expect child support in the mail (for anti)

I'm down for free shit.

Do I dislike Canada?

If someone drops 1 million dollars in one go, I will gladly dye my hair green again.

I'm a little bloated, ya know?

Is a cereal a soup? Idk go outside and read a book!

The people who say a poptart is a ravioli are like haha I'm different.

I'm Ravenclaw.

Did you say Hufflepuffs rule?

I would go back and erase whatever the fuck Logan Paul was doing.

Charmander.

You're wrong pin stealer.

You could have been a triple titted gymnast.

"No there's two more" fuck.

Oohh dicks.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

No, you're breathtaking

Bold of you to assume

I like my eyes. I think I have a nice shade a blue. That or this tight ass.

A teacher actually showing an interest in you and guiding you along and saying everyone is a little different. (His favorite kind of teacher)

"Why did you grow the beard and man muffin?" I'm calling it a man muff from now on. It is looking pretty girthy today.

I will saute your bread anyday.

Everyone go subscribe to ZG gaming.

Whyyyy? I always wanted to do that in life thanks for a reason.

Don’t Trust This Game Notes

MAN IT FEELS GOOD TO DO THIS AGAIN.

Okay so for starters, there’s the thumbnail with Anti in it.

The entire first game I was squinting all over the place but personally didn’t find anything noteworthy?

The first transition SEEMS glitchy but I went frame by frame and there’s nothing Anti-esque about it tbh.

“Slit your throat” is part of the game but NOPE.

I didn’t catch anything in the second game either, but it had big KJSE energy for me personally.

17:50 - Okay the entire video I’ve been squinting at his formal ass talking about watching the video but now I’m REALLY squinting. Especially at “Because you made a pact and a promise and if you broke that, then your word means nothing to me.”

@pumpkin-demon​ pointed THIS out, he says the line at 26:55.

36:33 - “[If you didn’t keep your promise, I will never be able to trust you again, and] going forward, things are going to get rough.” This has SERIOUS EveryManHybrid energy to me. It feels like Anti is pulling some trials of Habit type shit and has been ever since QTGTW. That’s a VERY promising sign for what kind of villain Anti will be. =)

I find it cheeky the end screen is the red scene from Sentient. Ah Dark Silence references, you never go away…