Sebile Calming Cerberus To Enter Hell

the lady and her knight

After they had cut off his head, They cut off all his limbs. They so disfigured the body That neither foot nor finger was left.

(L’Atre Perilleux, ~1200)

I’m back! I have an alternative theory and I like this one slightly better because it would mean Nott isn’t as fucked up, what with the whole ‘actually posing as a child’s death mother’ thing.

So, alternative theory:

1) Nott is a goblin.

2) She and Yeza met when he was captured by her clan.

3) She freed him, they ran away together.

4) Nott lived at Yeza’s place.

5) Yeza already had a son, but his biological mother already died.

6) Through his alchemy, Yeza was able to create potions that allowed Nott to become Beth/Veth. This is probably at Nott’s request.

7) Beth is not in any way related to Luke’s actual mom, but is a new person who slowly became Luke’s adopted mother.

8) Nott became more and more disillusioned with having to pretend to be someone without actually being them. She hates being a goblin.

9) Yeza probably doesn’t even see the issue and just wishes she could just be herself.

10) Nott and Yeza have a huge falling out over this. She leaves because she feels it’s more important to figure out her goblin situation than it is to stay and care for Luke.

11) Yeza is angry at her for abandoning her family. He’s not sure if she’ll ever succeed with her quest. He thinks she’s not coming back. Lots of complicated emotions.

12) He decides to tell Luke that Beth was killed by goblins (and to him, technically, she was). He lies about the packages because it’s too complicated.

13) Nott only wants to come back as Beth. But recent events have forced her hand.

14) Nott is incredibly ashamed of abandoning her family, and lies about it to the group.

Is she trying to warn it or sink it? 

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love at first s(word f)ight

arthurian characters giving presentations on topics they are too familiar with

a series of shitty drawings I found while I was cleaning my room

Elaine (Carbonek): You Don’t Have to Name Your Daughter Elaine

Morgana and Morgause: Killing Your Little Brother Isn’t That Bad

Lancelot and Guinevere: Being Hot is Really Hard

Lamorak: Gawain’s Mom Has Got It Going On

Nimue/Lady of the Lake: Why Camelot is Doomed to Fail

Dinadan: Why Courtly Love Sucks

Arthur: Why Are So Many People in Love with Lancelot?

Gawain: The Reason Everyone in Camelot is Fucked Up

The committee against vacuum cleaners

arthurian (gawain. its just gawain.) stories summarized

Sir Gawain and the Green Knight: man attempts to prove to boss that he may not be famous but at least he’s bisexual and depressed

The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle: man attempts to prove to boss that he may not be tall but at least he’s famous and sexy and a feminist

Gawain & Kay: man attempts to prove to coworker that he may be famous and sexy and a feminist but he’s also irrepressibly violent and a real bastard

The Romance of Gawain: man attempts to prove to boss and coworker that he may be a famously sexy and violent feminist bastard man but he’s also a literal serial killer and also, tangentially, into bdsm

Sir Gawain and the Turk: man attempts to prove to other, sexy man that he’s really good at tennis 

The Mule With No Bridle: man attempts to prove to nice peasant he just met that he would win a competitive reality tv show, and also that he’s the best at holding hands

Lancelot and the Hart with the White Foot: man attempts to prove to boyfriend that he is willing to engage in greek mythology roleplay… hahaha jk…..unLESS?

The Perilous Cemetery: man attempts to prove to literally everyone he meets that he is not dead. hes NOT DEAD. hes FAMOUS AND SEXY AND ALIVE

The Knight with Two Swords: man attempts to prove to other man that he should not face consequences for anything ever including murders he did which are 100% absolutely definitely his fault

You made a promise.