schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do
Um. Yes. Any of these would be fine.
1) Sitting in your girlfriend's lap as she gives you your injection then comforts you.
2) Your Girlfriend gives you a massage with Estrogen Gel.
3) Making out with your girlfriend and she shoves the pill into your mouth with her tounge.
4) Your girlfriend slips your Progesterone into you before abusing your prostate.
Any other suggestions?
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ok fine maybe community notes was a good idea
Binx is a good kitty💜🎶
Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh p much
Who else?
Gods I need this like I need air
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This is very specific. Can I hear the song you commissioned, OP?
I think a lot of people really haven't considered the unlimited opportunities of being able to just commission art. Like you can literally just pay someone money to have them make practically whatever you want for you. Like you could probably hire some smaller soft rock band to write you a song about some shitty couple who obviously hate each other but instead of just breaking up already they keep getting drunk and fighting about the same damn subjects over and over and over while the neighbours can do nothing but listen to their publicly broadcasted private grievances.
And then put your stereos against the wall and play it on a constant loop until your annoying neighbours pause and go "wait, is this song about us?"
Resurrecting literally bc I cannot stop myself from making my lil Pokémon trainer gal with this💜
https://picrew.me/image_maker/327
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If I’m honest with myself, ads have occasionally been useful to me to know some products exist, but this is EXTREMELY out of line; corporations really need a leash on them.
Drove a manual today
She/Her. Writer, artist, musician; general creative. Also 🏳️⚧️if that’s something you care about.Commissions at my Carrd💜🎶
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