Fellas, get you a boyfriend/girlfriend/theyfriend who you can commit murder with and then cuddle with afterwards
dentist: mouthwashing is good for your dental hygiene!
me (mouthwashing fan): say that again…
i wanna make friends on here who are as obsessed with dead gay wizards and/or gay lacrosse players running from the yakuza. please y’all i have no one to talk about them 😭
Me waking up knowing everyday I’m the most funkiest person alive but I have to actually show my funky Ocs
started watching 911 and tbh at first I really was like "ah it can't be that bad!!" about buck and eddie. it is. it is that bad. what do you mean they had a textbook rivalry to best friends arc. what do you mean buck is basically a second dad to christopher. what do you mean he would get legal guardianship of christopher because no one would fight for christopher like him. what do you mean hes living in eddies house. what is going on. why has buck looked at eddie like that from day fucking one what the shit
favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile
me when I have the fattest crush on someone who has taken vows of celibacy
Me when i'm eepy.
I am completely normal about migi and dali
bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches
could we get a trans guy miku ...
congrats on the top surgery king
listening to nin so loud on my speaker i can feel it in my balls
One of my favorite YouTube genres is people singing whole albums/songs a Capella.
I present you two of my favorite Pink Floyd “but it’s just my voice”
I really wish Roger could see them and give his opinion.
this is something I would do😭
"Him so sweet", I say, in a baby voice, about an 80s rockstar over twice my age who needs therapy and rehab
schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do