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languages of love
(FAD server June challenge)
Season 1 Will Graham
i can’t draw phones but modern merthur is gonna have to help me get through that finale
Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed
I can’t believe there are people who hate Azi.
If Crowley still loves him, so should you.
And yes, Crowley still loves him.
He waited outside.
The love is still very much there.
They’re Just Not Talking Right Now.
So, reblog if you still love Mr. A.Z. Fell
I did some research that you might find interesting. I was very interested in how much Will and Hannibal earn per month.
After consulting a few sites I came to the conclusion that an FBI profiler earns ~6000-7000$/month. Will is also a teacher and it turns out that's better paid than being a profiler but I could only find salaries for special agents who are teachers so I would say that for Will is less than that, so maybe 6000-7000$/month from teaching. Since he is back on field he is probably doing his teacher job part time so it's even less, I would stick to a 4000$/month.
So I might be wrong but will could be earning more than 10.000$/month. No idea how taxes work in the US so feel free to correct me.
However when it comes to Hannibal...I see that a therapy session can range from 300 to 500$ in the field of psychiatry. Especially since he has his own office, I would say he charges 400$/session. When we get to see a page in his agenda, it's actually quite full and he works until very late so I would say 5 patients per day (with breaks and all).
So 5 x 400 = 2000$/day
5 x 2000= 10.000$/ week
10.000 x 4 = 40.000$/month
And you have to account for the fact that he is active in the field (publishes papers, assesses phd candidates) so it's safe to say Hannibal earns around 50.000$ per month....which is....insane but not surprising.
Of course all the calculations are speculative but I think I am mostly right.
I may or may not have a thing for men covered in blood.
Posting Hannibal related memes until they save Hannibal, day 1063.
AN ACTUAL FUCKING VIOLATION
I'm sure this has been said a dozen times already, but it always baffles me when people say "Hannigram isn't canon" , "Hannibal is queerbaiting", "the show should've made them canon" or anything similar to that. I see it less on tumblr, but have seen it elsewhere and it's like, did we watch the same show? Just because they're not making out sloppy style or having intense gay sex on screen doesn't mean they're not into each other?
Like there's a scene where Will straight up asks "is Hannibal in love with me?" and gets a confirming answer. Theres a scene where Hannibal compares them to Achilles and Patroclus. Hannibal turns himself in to the FBI despite being able to escape and he does it for Will! Hannibal is so completely, deeply obsessed with Will because he loves Will. The show makes it explicit time and time again that Hannibal is in love with Will.
And Will is very much into Hannibal as well. I think for Will it might seem less obvious at times, after all, he had a wife and a kid while Hannibal was imprisoned. But ultimately there's a reason why Will chooses to free Hannibal and go with him. They kill the dragon together and Will is the one who says how beautiful it is. Will outright admitted that he wanted to run away with Hannibal, and that want never actually left him.
The show itself coined the term "murder husbands". A character in canon calls Hannibal and Will that. Hannibal refers to himself and Will as Abigail's fathers. They wanted to run away together and be a family. The finale of those two on the cliff embracing and covered in blood is like the most romantic scene ever shown on tv.
Characters do not need to kiss on screen to be canonically in love!
And I think with this show that statement is especially true because of how many times characters *do* kiss and have sex, and it means nothing. Hannibal had sex with Alana as a way to manipulate her and have her blind to what he was doing. He didn't do it out of love. Margot didn't have sex with Will because she was attracted to him. The show displays very obviously that those things don't necessarily equal attraction, and I think it's completely fine that Will and Hannibal never do something like that. Their attraction to each other is still there!
When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.
time is a flat circle huh
*Whilst cuddling*
Hua Cheng: gege, i have a question-
Xie Lian, whos been through this already: yes i still love you. No i havent changed my mind. No i dont think youre hideous and even if you were, id still love you. No i dont think it was weird you built so many statues of me and yes i enjoy being married to you.
Hua Cheng: okay thank you gege <3
"You're not crazy" 🤝🏼 "It's not a subtext. It's clear text"
If you even care
how are we all feeling after today ???
I wake up, I brush my teeth, I make my breakfast and I drink my morning tea with one teaspoon of honey and one teaspoon of lemon, I take my meds and I make my coffee, what a beautiful day to be alive
I open tumblr and its another fucking category 5 spn event again
DESTIEL IS TRENDING AGAIN AND THIS TIME IT’S THE OTHER ONE’S FAULT WHAT TIMELINE AM I IN
the king has returned
edit: since this kinda blew up please click for palestine <3
Writers when we come up with a tragic backstory for a character:
Hiiiii!! I’m new to tumblr, but seeing as the Fairy Tail fandom (specially Nalu 🤭) is quite active here, I wanted to post some of my fanart, hope y’all like it!!
Throwback to the time I commented ‘I’m aro/ace’ under a YT video and all the comments on my comment were ‘those pronouns are fake. You damn liberals’ or something like that.
Reblog if your pronouns are also aroace
There are two types of people in GO fandom waiting for S3:
Me and gang be like
Good Old Men
“hannibal had never, ever thought about the future,”
“and for once…”
“he saw a future.”
— mads mikkelsen on hannibal and will’s relationship at the c2e2 hannibal panel