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it’s a beautiful sunny day and I’m at the ballpark with by bat. ‘it’s not that I didn’t enjoy the barbie movie as a casual watch, but something about the monologue dances along the same wavelength as the mcu girl power scene and taylor swift. that corporate feminist twang’ I say as I take my first swing
due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
do you ever just
Also quick Ace Day doodle for you!! :D
happy international asexuality day to:
[PT: happy international asexuality day to:]
asexual men, y’all are so underrepresented
asexual women, you’re not “prudes”
genderqueer / non-binary asexuals, you exist
asexual trans men, you don’t deserve infantilization
asexual trans women, you’re not “just a f3tish”
asexual cis men, your existence isn’t “sad”
asexual cis women, you do NOT just exist to have babies (but if you want to have children, that’s just as valid)
asexuals who don’t experience any sexual attraction, you’re not a “stereotype”
asexuals who experience any amount sexual attraction, you’re not “faking it”
demisexuals
gray-asexuals
asexuals with a high libido
asexuals who don’t label themselves
asexuals who use many labels
asexuals who use microlabels
asexuals who are shy, you’re not a stereotype
asexuals who are outgoing, you’re not pretending
christian asexuals, you’re not “just celibate”
jewish asexuals, your existence is NOT inherently sexual
muslim asexuals, Allah loves you just as much as anyone else
hindu asexuals, your deities respect you
asexual buddhists, kindness will protect you
asexual pagans, (me!!) remember to cherish every moment
asexuals who are in the closet
out and proud asexuals
alloromantic asexuals
aromantic asexuals
aplatonic asexuals
acespecs who don’t identify with the term asexual
every asexual! y’all are so epic!!
I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.
This website will never cease to amaze me
It’s only like this one time a year, I promise~~
not sure how to feel about celebrities moving to tumblr... on one hand folks rejecting Elon’s tyranny and bolstering a platform that actually promotes democratization of speech is great. (on tumblr there are no blue checks or visible follower counts. you ride or die through the strength of your takes alone.) on the other hand get off my lawn. I am hissing like an irate goose
"Yes, Will."
hannibal dragging will to the opera (will doesn’t own a nice dress)(hannibal lets her borrow one) (i need to be sedated)
"This is my design"
Here's my most recent piece of Will Graham from Hannibal!
Chocolate Cherry Cola Cake
INGREDIENTS
For the cake:
1 box Devil’s Food cake mix
8 oz cherry Coke
½ cup vegetable oil
3 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
10 oz maraschino cherries, drained and chopped (¼ cup liquid reserved)
For the frosting:
1/3 cup butter, softened
4 ½ cups powdered sugar, sifted
¼ cup milk
1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
7 oz marshmallow cream
18 fresh or frozen cherries, pitted and chopped
Directions
Preheat oven to 350°F and lightly grease a 9x13-inch baking pan with nonstick spray. Set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the cake mix, cherry Coke, oil, eggs, vanilla, and reserved cherry juice until well combined. Fold in the maraschino cherries, then pour batter into prepared baking pan.
Bake until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, 30-35 minutes. Allow cake to cool in pan for at least 1 hour. Meanwhile, make the frosting:
In a large mixing bowl, beat the butter until fluffy. Slowly add in 2 cups of powdered sugar, then the milk and vanilla, then the remaining powdered sugar.
Beat in the marshmallow cream, then fold in the cherries. Spread evenly over the top of the cake. Serve, and enjoy!
its self portrait sunday monday
AAVE is not TikTok Slang
AVE is not TikTok slang, not generational slang etc. It's AAVE that gets popularized by others in their communities and repeated to the point online of it being labeled as such. Point blank. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk 🙃
When I have no inspiration, sometimes I look through the marks I leave in my copy of Good Omens, and draw something from there :D
Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
it's a beautiful day at the roman senate and you are a horrible goose
Happy Caesar Was Stabbed Day, Neil!
Will you be stabbing anyone in today's rituals?
Um. Butter Pecan, or any fresh fruit gelato.
Mr Gaiman what is your favorite ice cream flavor?
I think the ritual of stabbing Julius Caesar on the Ides of March is an important Tumblr tradition that needs to be maintained for coming generations.
“its so funny how hugh dancy went from doing nothing but romcoms to playing will graham.”
bold of you to assume that hannibal is not a romcom as well.
Sorry I didn't respond to your text. I saw it while reading about the same two idiots falling in love again. I decided to respond when I was done reading but then a 200K slow burn fic caught my eye. I forgot I had a phone for a while.
Tag your otp 🤣🤣🤣
i have been yelled at by my friends multiple times for bringing up hannibal nbc in conversations at random times
