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As someone who recently had to make a tuna pasta salad that my mom loves again, I agree with preserving recipes. The website where I originally found the recipe (Southern Living) had it taken down. I found it on another website before it was taken down as well. Lucky for me, I screenshotted the ingredients list beforehand. I'm either too lazy to write all recipes I find down, not motivated enough, etc., but I should write them down though. Another incident similar to this was when my mom had to phone one of my aunts over the brand of clams used in a linguini recipe she gave us. I feel like Tumblr's algorithm's secretly listening to my conversations with my mom because we had the "preserving recipes" discussion before.
You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
Here's a fan art of an older Malleus that I found.
How do you imagine an older king Malleus?
To anyone who's been dealing with this heinous individual, I'm so sorry. Please don't let them deter you from making &/or enjoying Kirby content. This is not how the Kirby fandom is like & they must be reported & blocked on sight every single time.
Tumblr staff, is there any way to IP ban this person? They've done nothing but spamming people's asks with art requests & sending them very graphic threats if said requests are ignored. Other people can describe how awful they are better than I can, but that's the most basic summary I can provide.
Stop. Just stop.
You're pissing off the entire Kirby community.
Sending me a message saying that you're leaving Tumblr forever and then sending me this 10 hours later is not convincing. I'm not stupid.
Grow up. Get out.
Anyways, just a PSA to my followers that are also Kirby bloggers that this guy may try to get into your good graces by sending you DMs with a sob story saying they're leaving Tumblr or hope that everybody forgot what they did to my pal Ferah and try to get art from other people.
This is not a good person. Block them on sight.
Ageless blogs & minors, DNI!
Probably the stupidest post I'll ever make (might end up deleting this later), but here we go!
Is it weird/wrong to make &/or like Malleus x reader fanfics? Especially of the nsfw variety? Lemme explain.
If the translations from Lilia's farewell party in ep. 7 are accurate (PLEASE correct me if I'm wrong), Malleus isn't an adult yet? He's currently 178 years old & dragon fae must be 1,000 years old to be considered an adult( both according to Lilia). Again, PLEASE let me know if this information is incorrect. I'd hate to spread misinformation.
The point of me bringing this up is that Idk if I should make Malleus x reader fanfics if he's not an adult (in terms of dragon fae kind). Yeah, he looks like an adult & acts like one (even if immature at times), but is it weird to make romantic &/or sexual fanfics of him? I'm confused & I hate that I'm overthinking this.
To anyone who's at least 18 yrs. old, I'd love to hear your guys' input on this matter. It's probably really stupid of me to think about this (most likely is & I'm sorry for that), but I'd rather ask than to dwell on it for so long.
Fanfics
To stay or to leave.
Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
Characters: (Y/n) (gender neutral), Crowley, dorm leaders & Leech twins
Word count: 908
Warnings: Slander towards various characters, but mostly Crowley.
Authorâs note: Iâm so sorry for being inactive for so long. Lifeâs been hectic & Iâve been suffering from creative block. Anyways, please keep in mind that the opinions (Y/n) expresses about other characters are my own.
âExcuse me?â
âYou heard me correctly, Headmaster. Iâve decided to transfer to Royal Sword Academyâ (Y/n) replied bluntly.
âBut Iâve been kind to you since the beginning! Not only have I given you a home & money for necessities, Iâve been conducting countless research on how you could return to your world. How could you be so cruelâ asked Crowley.
âConsider this as karma for all the times youâve dumped your responsibilities onto me.â
Gasping, Crowley stood up. âIâve never done such a thing!â
Without skipping a beat, (Y/n) brought up Leonaâs unsuccessful sabotaging of the inter-dorm Magshift tournament back in October, Azulâs âassistanceâ with the final exams, the time they called Crowley during winter break & the multiple instances where they begged for less tasks.
As (Y/n) kept talking, Crowley tried to think of an offer that was too tempting for them to pass up. âIf you so wish, I could increase the Madols I give you.â
They shook their head knowing that this paltry raise would be temporary.
â(Y/n), please reconsider. The students would react poorly upon hearing your desire to leave Night Raven College.â
âI know that, but I have to look after myself. Everyone will graduate one day & so will I. Where am I supposed to go afterwards?â (Y/n) adjusted their uniform. âAnyways, Iâve already contacted the schoolâs headmaster about my situation & he said heâd get in touch with me soon.â
âYouâve talked to Ambrose already?! When did you do that?!â
âDuring lunchtime.â Just now, (Y/n)âs phone rings. âI think thatâs him. Goodbye, Headmaster.â
âWait!â Crowley watched as (Y/n) left his office. He sat down in his chair, contemplating on his next move.
Time skip to a Thursday evening at the Mostro LoungeâŠ
âKoebi-chan! Help me with the dishes, will ya?â
âFloyd! Stop telling others to do your jobâ barked Azul.
âWhy am I stuck on dish duty? Itâs soooo boring!â
âBecause you threatened our customers with the prospect of being squeezed! Again!â
âItâs not my fault they didnât want to tip me! I had to make my time as a waiter worthwhile.â
(Y/n) couldnât help but chuckle at their banter. While Floyd can be disruptive, he can liven up the place.
âHey, can I get some service hereâ asked a student who was with a few classmates.
âComingâ replied (Y/n). Until the day they can officially transfer to Royal Sword Academy arrives, theyâll continue to work at the Mostro Lounge.
At the Mostro Lounge VIP roomâŠ
âHere is your paycheck for the week, (Y/n)â said Azul, handing (Y/n) their Madols.
âThanks, Azul.â
â(Y/n), before you leave, I have something important to discuss with you. Several customers have been complaining about your declining service. Care to explain why?â
Sighing, (Y/n) replied âI havenât been feeling good lately. Crowley keeps giving me tasks to do & every time I express my concerns, he keeps reminding me of how heâs always been so âgraciously kindâ to me.â
âIs that so? If you wish, we could have a talk with himâ stated Azul in an eerily calm tone, gesturing to the Leech twins who stood behind him.
âThereâs no need. Iâm-â (Y/n) paused. âIâm gonna be fine. Donât worry about it.â
âIf ya say so, Shrimpy~. Weâll be around if you change your mind.â
âI concur with Floyd. It would upset me greatly if something were to happen to my fellow mushroom enthusiast.â
âAs Iâve said, thereâs really nothing to worry aboutâ said (Y/n) before quickly leaving the VIP room.
On a Friday afternoon in RamshackleâŠ
(Y/n), not having anything to do, decides to go to the admissions & records office.
Suddenly, the sky turned dark & it began to rain.
Huh? Whereâd this rain come from? Whatever. Grabbing an umbrella & bag, (Y/n) ran to the front door. Upon opening it, they saw all seven dorm leaders who were either upset or worried. âCan I help you all?â
âYou can help us by explaining why youâre planning on leaving us, Herbivoreâ
Since they knew the truth, (Y/n)âs expression became much more serious. âYou all know about my issues with Crowley, so I wonât repeat them. What I havenât mentioned before is that Iâve also taken umbrage with most of the guys here.â Before any of the dorm leaders spoke up, (Y/n) raised their hand for a second. âI know we get along these days, but it wasnât like that when I met you all. Malleus & Kalim are the only exceptions & even then, Iâve hardly talked to the former.â
All dorm leaders felt various levels of guilt after (Y/n) went over some of the things theyâve done, such as Riddle insulting their education & their parents & the massive disaster that was Malleusâs overblot.
â(Y/n). I canât speak for everyone when I say this, but I apologize for burdening you. By trying to take away your dorm, I became something worse than those whoâve mocked me in the past. Nothing I will do will truly repair the damage Iâve done to you, but if thereâs any way I can gain so much as an iota of your forgiveness, please let me knowâ said Azul.
The other dorm leaders also apologized for their past actions & begged (Y/n) to stay, saying how much they mean to them.
Not wanting to truly regret their decision, (Y/n) said theyâd think about it some more.
This post just proves that Tumblr NEEDS to add a search filter in the liked posts page.
Honestly, my response would've been something like "I BARELY have enough money to buy food because of Crowley's cheap ass. No way in hell would I spend money over clothes if it means I go to bed starving."
If Vil's gonna make me feel bad about my appearance, I'm gonna let him know how much of a privileged jackass he sounds like. I'd walk away immediately so he wouldn't be able to respond.
Rook: Are you alright, Roi du Poison?
Vil: What do you think?
Epel: Obviously not, butâ *starts wheezing*
Vil: *frowns*
*a few hours ago*
Vil: *criticizing MC for their choice of clothes* You look like an insect walking around the campus.
MC: *that type of person who only likes to wear sweaters and pants or big t-shirts and pajamas*
Vil: You are a student of a prestigious school. So you should act like oneâ
MC: *smacks him with a fly swatter*
Vil: *his eyes widened in shock*
MC: Bzz! Bzz! *as they walk away from him*
Vil: ...
Vil: You LITTLE!
My brother bought me the 3 Mage Sister charms for Christmas & I got some bonus gifts. EVERYTHING this person sent to me came out gorgeous.
the grand opening of my et//sy shâp is here! itâs been a lot of work in the making, i would appreciate it if you checked it out!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/DeafeningGardePanda
orders of three charms or more get a free gold foil meta knight sticker included (while supplies last. i wonât run out for a while but for anyone in the far future looking) đ
also heads up, today is saturday. i most likely wonât be able to ship any orders out for an entire week until next saturday, so be aware if you purchase something
Hey, people of Florida. PLEASE don't let this shitty bill pass. FOR THE LIVE OF GOD, DON'T LET IT PASS!
Please spread this around!
Another thing to add that others have noticed: Malleus's voice isn't distorted like how the OB gang's voices were.
Malleus OB theory and commentary
So I donât think malleus has fully OB yet
Because, from what Iâve seen, he was still in control of himself.
He was controlling the magic and the spells and we donât see the OB creature behind him.
He hasnât fully let him emotions run wild yet
So, for sure, thereâs more phases to his OB
AYO! MALLEUS! YOU TWO JUST MET! XD
in a fight right?????
I genuinely wish this isn't the case. Poor Malleus had to deal with the death of his parents at an early age & he now has to cope with losing his only friend as well as his caretaker. The idea of Lilia going all "Whoopsie Daisy" is so fucked up. Let's not forget about Silver too.
As much as I'm worried about Lilia this chapter (and I'm very worried. He's my fav! đ) I also cant help but wonder if he's not actually dying and just caught the fae equivalent of a cold, and just, ya know, forgot that was a thing. Like his magic is gonna come back in a few days and he'll be all "Oh, guess it was just the sniffles."
I have to think they won't actually perma-kill him in-story -- I tend to be hilariously wrong about predictions, but, like, surely they wouldn't change the status quo that hard. (at least not before his nendoroid comes out.) so it probably will end up something like that! everyone watches Malleus' little shadow-puppet backstory, tears are shed, character development happens, and then Lilia is like "ha ha, speaking of wacky misunderstandings..." let me believe
(or possibly, because Lilia is a jillion years old and everything is relative, "I'm going to die soon!" = a mere 80 or so years left. which still isn't great for Mal, but is way better for Silver and Sebek and me. either way, Lilia's gonna have a lot of 'splaining to do.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! MAI HEART!
Papa
Malmal would 100% be super involved in caring for his children. He knows how it feels like to lack affection as a child, so he'll compensate by pouring all of his love to his little one.
đ Masterlist đ Gift me an ice cream
For context, this person & I are in the middle of an rp where Malleus had a sister who was transported to Planet Popstar (yes, the same one from the Kirby series) when she was a baby. She gets taken to Night Raven College via a horse drawn carriage (the same one seen in the prologue of the game, etc.) when she's an adult.
When Lilia saw her at the end of the entrance ceremony, he was 100% certain she was the VoT's long-lost princess.
Yuu wasn't 100% sure & wanted to take some DNA tests to prove it (she didn't want to give Malleus false hope). While the results are being processed, Malleus is losing sleep from the emotional turmoil of losing his sibling & the idea that his sibling returned.
Malleus Draconia
The thought of God himself shipping two people together will never be not funny as fuck.
Wait we are naming favourites??? Because that drawing of Simeon smiling with a halo/shine behind him rent-free in my head <3
aughh i love that simeon so much omg, flustered simeon is best simeon ever <3
i wish i could talk more about simeon falling in love cause it has potential for angst but also, i can just see it as a romcom full of silly ideas just like this lmao:
BRUH! THE SSR CARDS SHOULD HAVE ANIMATED GROOVY ART TO MAKE IT MORE SPECIAL!
Live2D SSR Silver dorm uniform animation âïž
(Includes mock-up home screen and final scene)
Effects were done in Adobe After Effects! I hope you guys like it, Iâve fallen in love with silver over and over again while working on it đđđ»đ
THIS! THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE ENTRIES FOR THIS EVENT!
Hereâs my contribution to the #flowersformalleus event hosted by @humbuns ! Thank you so much and I hope Iâm not too late! đđ
Thank you so much humbuns for hosting this wonderful event! Again, I'm so sorry for not noticing the change in the deadline & I'm extremely grateful that you added my entry!
After 4 weeks and 100+ submissions later, the Flowers for Malleus birthday collab event is finally here on this special day! đ đŒđżđ·
I canât believe this collab has gotten way out of hand but I highly suggest everyone to look underneath the #flowersformalleus tag to support all those who joined (and any last minute submissions)!! It was stressful at the end but I had so much fun! Happy Birthday to the only character ever!!
Drive Edition (Better Quality)Â |Â Ao3 Collection
I wanted to submit this for @/humbuns Flowers for Malleus event, but I couldnât do it in time. At least the drawing turned out ok (especially the flowers). (àČ„âĄàČ„)
Because I donât have digital art software or a drawing tablet, I had to go with colored pencils. I used a little bit of acrylic paint on the red marigold & the babyâs breath.
Because Malleusâs parents are dead, I decided to choose flowers that are used in DĂa de Muertos (Day of the Dead):
Marigolds: Celebration of life. It is also said that their strong fragrance attracts souls to their altar.
Gladiolus:Â Remembrance & faithfulness.
Babyâs Breath:Â Purity, love & innocence.
(White) Chrysanthemums:Â Â Beauty, peace & sympathy.
Cockscombs:Â The blood of Christ & resurrection from the dead.
Bruh, I'm 23 & I have several plushies above my bed & 2 more on my bed.
My friend is embarrassed and thinks sheâs the only one and I said id prove her wrong.
â    Fandom: Twisted Wonderland
â    Characters: (Y/n) (gender neutral), Lilia, Malleus & miscellaneous characters
â    Pairing: Malleus x (Y/n) (gender neutral)
â    Word count: 4,151
â    Warnings: None
â    Authorâs: HAPPY BELATED CHRISTMAS, YâALL! Fr though, Iâm so sorry for not posting anything in ages. Iâm sure youâll enjoy this stupidly long story.
      âExcuse me, (Sir/Maâam). Excuse me.â A faery maid knocks on the door to (Y/n)âs room. She was assigned to take care of them by Malleusâs order. Not wanting to invade the guestâs privacy, but also not wanting to have them miss their breakfast left them in quite the conundrum. Before knocking one more time, the door opened.
âYes? How may I help you?â
âGood morning, Mr./Mrs. (L/n). Prince Malleus had assigned me to take care of you during your stay here at the castleâ explained the faery maid.
âI see. I hope that we may get along with each other for however long Iâll be staying hereâ said (Y/n) with a smile before turning over to a sleeping Grim. âHey Grim, wake up. Itâs time to eat.â
Grim groaned in annoyance. âFive more minutes, henchmanâŠâ
âYouâll be missing out on some exquisite tuna if you continue to sleepâ stated (Y/n) coyly.
âTUNA?! Why didnât you say soâ shouted Grim as he ran toward (Y/n). âBy the way, youâre gonna give Lilia that list during breakfast?â
âOf course. Iâve narrowed it down to a few options, but I still cannot figure out the best oneâ sighed (Y/n).
âA list to Sir Vanrougeâ asked the faery maid, now very confused.
âIâm compiling a list of potential gifts to give Malleus on the day, or rather night, of the Christmas celebration. While I may be a close friend of his, Lilia IS his caretaker, so he should know his tastes better than I ever couldâ explained (Y/n).
The faery maid smiled. âI see. How thoughtful of you. Iâm sure the prince will be pleased by whatever gift you will bestow upon him.â
âThank you. Anyways, gotta grab it now before I forgetâ said (Y/n) before retrieving a folded piece of paper from their desk as well as a red pen. âLetâs head out to the dining hall before Sebek hunts me down & yells my ears off.â
The faery maid became annoyed upon hearing his name. âAre you perhaps referring to that loud-mouthed boy? I swear, Iâm shocked by how he has yet to lose his voice.â
âYou & me bothâ replied (Y/n).
The Ramshackle duo quickly followed the faery maid to the dining hall where Lilia, Malleus & his grandmother, Queen Maleficia, were waiting for their breakfast to arrive. As expected, it was filled to the brim with various servants of the castle.
â(Y/n). Iâm glad that you are here, my loveâ said Malleus, smiling while blushing. He tried so hard to not pout after hearing both his grandmother & Lilia from giggling.
      âHi, Malleus. Sorry if I took too long. Anyways, whatâs the plan for this month? I didnât have any in mind given my previous situation back at schoolâ asked (Y/n).
      âYou see, the castle staff shall be busy preparing for the Christmas feast. Iâm afraid Iâll be rather busy assisting my grandmother with her part. I hope you can understandâ sighed Malleus.
      âDonât worry about it! I understand that itâs part of your duty as the future kingâ replied (Y/n) cheerfully.
      âThank you. Rest assured that I shall find the time to be with you during the eventâ said Malleus before discussing the matters of the Christmas party with his grandmother.
      While everyone was waiting for their food to arrive, (Y/n) tapped on Liliaâs shoulder. âLilia. Last night, Grim & I made a list of potential gifts to give to Malleus & I need your input badly. Iâve got a limited budget & I promised SucrĂ© some cookies.â
âOh? Letâs see hereâŠâ Lilia had carefully analyzed the full list, including a few options that were crossed out. âNo wonder you needed my assistance. This will not be an easy task as there are many fine options. However, I do believe that this is the perfect gift for himâ said Lilia as he pointed to a specific bullet point. âBy the way, do not worry about your finances as I will assist you in this endeavor.â
      âThank you so much, Lilia. Youâre a lifesaverâ cheerfully replied (Y/n). They took out their red pen & circled the gift Lilia recommended they get for Malleus so they donât forget.
Before long, everyoneâs breakfast had arrived. The only people who continued to talk as they ate were the servants, so at least it wasnât complete silence.
For once, Grim ate with some manners. Was it because of his humiliating encounter with the faery librarian? Regardless, he wasnât causing (much) trouble for (Y/n) & thatâs whatâs important.
Once the Draconia family finished their meal, they departed to get started on their work for the day.
Lilia waited for (Y/n) & Grim to finish theirs. â(Y/n), Grim. Iâll be heading out to Holly Town in a bit. Would you two like to come with me?â
âSure! Might as well get a taste on what this kingdom is likeâ replied (Y/n).
âAww. Do I HAVE to go? Iâd rather relax in our roomâ grumbled Grim.
âDonât be like that, Grim. Youâd be surprised by the kinds of foods my people can offerâ chuckled Lilia.
The microsecond Grim heard the word âfoods,â he looked at Lilia in surprise. âWhat?! Food!â
âYes. Their world-renowned gingerbread castles, roasted duck & turkey, cranberry sauce & yule log are nothing to laugh at! People have to place orders weeks in advance & certain products such as the gingerbread castle will not be shipped internationally because the magic used to maintain their structural integrity could fade away over time. Even the castle staff members that are in charge of ordering the food for the feast sometimes encounter difficulties.â
âAre you serious?! Weâd better get going prontoâ panicked poor (Y/n).
At the entrance to Holly TownâŠ
A cobblestone wall surrounds the city & an elegant cherry wood door with ornate carvings stands proudly. A group of soldiers can be seen inspecting visitors before permitting them to enter.
âLilia. I know you said this place gets busy during the holidays, but this is utterly ridiculousâ cried (Y/n).
Because of the sheer beauty & size of Holly Town, there were numerous people of various races (mostly fae) entering & exiting the place.
âThereâs gonna be nothing left for us to buy when we get inâ said Grim with exasperation. âWe gotta find a way to sneak past them.â
âThereâs no need for that. Allow me to speak to one of the guardsâ assured Lilia. He approaches one of the guards & greets them. âGreetings, sir.â
The moment the guard saw him, he saluted him. âSir Vanrouge! It is an honor to see you! How may I be of service?â
âMy friends & I wish to enter this beautiful townâ stated Lilia before being granted access. He gestures (Y/n) & Grim to follow him. âStay by my side, you two. I donât want you two to get lost.â
Both (Y/n) & Grim nodded. Their nervousness turned to admiration after seeing the European-style homes & their elegant decorations.
(Y/n) noticed two things they all had in common: at least one type of decoration incorporated hollies & a large, elegant symbol was carved into the front doors which they surmised was the crest of the family that owned the house.
      Grim, now sitting on (Y/n)âs shoulder, saw the pretty light emanating from a nearby lamp post & jumped to get a closer look. To his surprise, he found himself in Liliaâs arms. âAgh! Donât scare me like that!â
      âI canât help it. You seemed to be a little too fascinated by the lights. Sure theyâre beautiful, but as Iâve said earlier, I donât want you two getting out of my sight. Cell phones have no signal in the Valley of Thorns & you two lack the means of communicating via magic.â
      âLilia? Can we stop for a bit? Iâd like to take some pictures with my cellphoneâ asked (Y/n). They started doing so after Lilia agreed to pause & enjoy the winter atmosphere. âI canât wait to see the rest of the town.â
      âWe should head over to the plaza then. Thereâs usually several groups of performers that arrive during this time of the yearâ stated Lilia.
At Holly Town centerâŠ
      As soon as the trio had arrived, (Y/n) began recording the performers at work. The story they chose was about three ghosts teaching a rich, old man about the consequences of being greedy.
      (Y/n) loved the story because it teaches how important it is to show compassion & generosity toward others, especially those less fortunate than others.
      Grim, on the other hand, didnât get why one specific old man needed to be taught those lessons, but he did admire the special effects (a.k.a. magic) of the play.
      After some time had passed, the trio entered a nearby department store (that had an unknown language written at the front) to get everything for SucrĂ© & Malleusâs gifts.
      To say the Ramshackle duo were blown away was an understatement. Seemingly endless rows of toys, sweets, Christmas decorations & much, much more were lining up the large, wooden shelves. However, the staff seem to have trouble keeping them full as many customers seem to be interested in just about everything in their inventory.
      âWow. This place is jam packed tooâ muttered (Y/n). Turning to Lilia, they said âItâs no wonder youâre having to stand next to me the whole time. I would be scared of navigating the entire place by myself.â
      âDo not worry, Your Majesty, for I shall protect you with my lifeâ Lilia joked.
      (Y/n) blushed. âStop it, Lilia. Youâre making me think of being married to Ma- Tsunotarou.â They were afraid of causing a mass panic among the masses by saying Malleusâs name out loud, so they resorted to referring to him strictly by his nickname. It does sound nice being able to spend the rest of my days with Malleus, though. To wake up every morning being kissed by him, working alongside him & more importantly⊠growing old with him. Iâd do ANYTHING to get a happy ending like that.
      Unbeknownst to (Y/n), they were blushing. Grim & Lilia noticed & looked at each other before the latter chuckled.
      âOk, Your Excellency. We better get moving.â The bat fae dragged (Y/n) to the area of the store where they could obtain the materials for Malleusâs gift. âAny idea what exactly youâll be needing?â
      (Y/n) looked around in silence. They just couldnât remove the image of being Malleusâs spouse out of their head. It got to the point where they started picking random items that even Grim wasnât sure were necessary for the gift.
      Sighing happily, Lilia tapped (Y/n)âs shoulder. He helped them return the unneeded products back to their proper place. To think that Malleus would be in love & his feelings are reciprocated. At least he chose a kind-hearted person like (Y/n). If they do not get married soon, then Malleus may find himself feeling lonelier than ever. How can I prevent such a tragedy from occurring?⊠I got it! The castle library! Its fireplace is the perfect setting for a romantic confession!
âGreat. First my henchman & now Lilia? It better not happen to me tooâ Grim mumbled.
âLilia? Is something the matterâ asked (Y/n).
      âNot at all. What else do you needâ Lilia asked.
      (Y/n) listed a few items they needed, some of which were personal.
Lilia nodded & he helped (Y/n) finish up their shopping for the day.
Once all was said & done, the trio spent a little more time in Holly Town, admiring the decorations, taking a few pictures with the locals, etc. Of course, there were a couple of instances where Grim attempted to cause mischief by stealing some food, but Liliaâs lightning fast reflexes prevented him from doing so. Despite this, they had a wonderful time & before they knew it, it was well past dinnertime.
      Upon returning to the castle, (Y/n) was surprised to see everyone in a panic. âUmmm⊠Lilia? How long were we gone for?â
      That answer would soon be answered by Malleus as he rushed over to his friend & caretaker. âLilia! (Y/n)! There you are!â He hugged them both tightly before glaring at them. "Where were you two?! The two of you were gone the entire day!"
Chuckling nervously, (Y/n) pulled out a box of muffins. "Care for some muffins, Malleus? We got them from a bakery in Holly Town."
"While I do appreciate any & all baked goods from that place, I can't deny that I feel upset not knowing where you two were. As punishment, you shall be spending the rest of the day as well as tomorrow under my supervision, (Y/n). Do you understand?"
Feeling embarrassed, (Y/n) replied "I understand, Tsunotarou. I just wanted to make sure I could get you something for Christmas this year. I'm not telling you what it is, of course."
"A present? For me? Well, I'll be looking forward to it."
On the day of the partyâŠ
(Y/n) observed the embellished dance hall with stars in their eyes. âWow. This whole place looks absolutely gorgeous. The guests look about as fancy as Iâd expect them to be.â They turn to look at the fae maid that took care of them this whole time. âI truly cannot thank you enough for making this outfit for me. I donât know what I wouldâve done had you not been there for me.â
The fae maid giggled. âWhy thank you. I do enjoy sewing & when Lord Lilia had informed me of your situation, I just couldnât resist making clothes for you. How many did I make for you again?â
âEnough to fill a closet⊠I havenât even been here for a month, yet you managed to pull off such a daunting task. This makes me wonder what else youâre capable of that I donât knowâ (Y/n) wondered aloud.
âTeehee. Thatâs a secret. What isnât a secret is that the dance shall begin soonâ replied the fae maid.
As if on cue, music filled the room & everyone except the Draconia family began to look for anyone to dance with.
Even if (Y/n) knew the basics of ballroom dancing, they didnât want to make a fool of themselves by heading over to the dance floor.
âYou canât enjoy the festivities in the corner, you knowâ said Lilia after appearing out of nowhere.
Both (Y/n) & Grim shrieked from surprise while the fae maid simply rolled her eyes.
âLilia! Whatâs it gonna take for you to not give us a heart attackâ asked (Y/n) angrily. âYouâre lucky I didnât drop my present to Malleus. By the way, when can I give it to him? I donât want to spend the entire party carrying it around.â
âIâll take care of that for youâ replied Lilia, taking the present before walking away.
(Y/n) really didnât want to dance, but they had a feeling Lilia was going to offer himself as a dance partner & they had a bad feeling his dancing techniques were⊠interesting to say the least.
âPardon me, (Y/n), but would you mind dancing with me? I have only arrived just now.â
(Y/n) turned around &, much to their astonishment, saw Sucré approaching them. He wore a stunning green suit that complimented his ghostly pale complexion & blond hair. His slicked back hair allowed anyone to get a better view of his amber-colored eyes.
âSucrĂ©! Boy am I glad to see you. You look handsome, you knowâ said (Y/n). âAnd yes. Iâd like to dance with you.â
âLikewise.â SucrĂ© gently took (Y/n)âs hand while smiling. âLet us not waste any more time.â After the duo set foot on the dance floor, he wrapped one arm around their waist & held their hand with the other.
To (Y/n)âs luck, the first song the musicians played was a slow one. They feared the possibility of stepping on SucrĂ©âs foot, so they felt at ease. âSucrĂ©. Iâve noticed that quite a lot of people are staring at least one of us. Do I look that bizarre?â
âNot at all. Theyâre staring at me because I almost never leave the magical archives. I do not believe thereâs anything wrong with that, though. After all, the existence of fae, merfolk, beastmen & humans fascinates me. Iâd like to understand how each group came into existence & how each group manages to coexist despite their differences.â
âI understand you completely. As someone who lacks magic & comes from a magicless world, Iâd like to know why some worlds have it while others donât & why certain races are more magically inclined than others.â
âIâm glad someone understands my philosophy of life. Itâs not often I meet others who wish to know more about the intricacies of their world. Most would make poor excuses for things they donât understand instead of conducting thorough research. Life would be so much easier for them if they stopped gossiping for once.â
âWhile the pursuit of knowledge is an admirable goal, thereâs likely certain things out there that are never meant to be understood by anyone other than those of divine status. After all, too much curiosity could lead someone to a rather dark path.â
SucrĂ©, pursing his lips, expressed that he at least wished people wouldnât be so judgemental about the educational background of others or how they chose to spend their time if it doesnât harm anyone.
(Y/n) agreed wholeheartedly with him.
Meanwhile, both Malleus & Queen Maleficia couldnât believe who they saw on the dance floor.
âMy grandson. Is that by any chance SucrĂ©?â
âThat seems to be the case. What could have possibly caused him to be outside the magical archives? My dear (Y/n) truly is full of surprises.â Malleus couldnât help but watch his beloved dance. If only their dance partner was himâŠ
Queen Maleficia chuckled when she saw her grandsonâs slight pout. âOh my. How uncouth of you to express jealousy in public. Do something to wipe that expression off your face.â
âI shall in a few minutes, Grandmother.â
Once the song ended, both Sucré & (Y/n) were in the very center of the dance floor.
âSomehow, I never stepped on your foot once, although there mustâve been multiple close calls. I was nervous the whole time thinking I would ruin this moment for you by doing thatâ sighed Yuu with relief.
Letting go of (Y/n), SucrĂ© smiled. âWhile you may have much to learn about dancing, it certainly wasnât that bad. Iâm more surprised that I managed to retain all the information I acquired from my dance lessons. I was quite young when I last had them.â
âSubconscious memory, I suppose.â (Y/n) began to see people in front of them moving to the side as Malleus began to walk toward them. He looked as handsome & regal as always with his suit & matching cape. âTsunotarou?â
âHmm? Is that how you address the prince? What a silly nicknameâ chuckled SucrĂ©.
âIt is a silly nickname that I shall wear with pride, SucrĂ©â retorted Malleus as he now stood directly in front of the two. âMay I ask why you decided to make a public appearance now? I fail to recall you as the type that enjoys public events.â
âI simply wished to thank your dear friend for the cookies they baked for me as well as  the time theyâve spent with me. Ever since that accidental encounter of ours, they have displayed quite an interest in my hobbies. I fail to see the issue here, Your Highness.â
âMy issue here is that their first dance wasnât with me.â Malleus wasnât too pleased to be robbed of such a special occasion from (Y/n) & his expression made that very clear.
âDo I sense jealousy within you? You have a public image to maintain, you knowâ said SucrĂ©, smirking.
âYou should know how much (Y/n) means to meâ retorted Malleus.
Not wanting the situation to get any worse, (Y/n) stood between both fae men while glaring at them. âGuys, thatâs enough.â Looking at Malleus, their expression softened. âIf youâd like, my next dance shall be with you. What do you say?â
âIâd appreciate that.â
âTo see the young prince in love is something I never imagined. I shall leave you two lovebirds ample space to dance freely.â SucrĂ© walked to stand alongside the other guests, not caring how flustered (Y/n) became.
âWhat?! Get back here-â
âDo not worry about him, my love. As reclusive as he is, he still enjoys teasing others as does most of faekind.â Looking at the musicians, Malleus nodded so as to order them to play once again.
They all looked at each other & knew what song they had to play. Soon enough, the whole room was filled with a song so well known for encapsulating the love between two royals.
âThis song. Itâs-â
Malleus hummed to the music as he began taking his first steps with (Y/n).
(Y/n) tried their best to follow along, but had a little difficulty staying focused with how charming Malleus looked.
Sighing, SucrĂ© casted a spell that would allow (Y/n) to dance more gracefully. He wasnât going to permit his new friend from embarrassing themselves in front of everyone.
Once the musicians began to sing, Malleusâs smile grew wider.
For a moment in time, (Y/n) forgot that people were watching the two of them. They never couldâve imagined themselves falling in love with a prince, much less having the opportunity to form a relationship with said prince. It was hard for them to not giggle like a young child. After all, they were living in a literal fairytale. When the song had come to an end, (Y/n) thanked Malleus for the dance & that they would rest for a while.
Malleus decided that (Y/n) should stay by his side for the rest of the party. After his banter couldnât risk anyone trying to seduce them. He offered them his arm & walked to where his grandmother stood.
âThat was quite the wonderful performance from you two.â Queen Maleficiaâs smile turned into a frown as she looked at Malleus. âI will have to scold you once this celebration is over, however.â
At the dining hallâŠ
(Y/n) was simply astonished by the variety of food that was being served. Sure, there were several soups & stews, but there were several that theyâve never seen. They noticed Grim trying to scarf down his meal, but a stern warning was enough for him to eat properly.
âI take it that you find your meal delectable, correctâ asked Malleus to (Y/n).
âOf course. I wish I could eat like this every day.â
Smiling, Malleus thought I would like for that as well.
At the castle library after the partyâŠ
While (Y/n) enjoyed the party, they were tired as hell. Despite this, Lilia instructed them to head over to the castleâs library. Why does he want me to be here? I just want to sleep. Their question was answered when they got to the fireplace where they saw Malleus sitting on the couch. âTsunotarou! Iâm really happy to see you.â Sitting down on the couch allowed them to notice their gift to him on his lap. âI hope youâll like what I made for you.â
âIâm certain I will.â Carefully removing the wrapping paper, Malleus opened the box containing his gift. His eyes widened at the sight of it. â(Y/n).â Lifting it from the box, he was able to get a better look. âIâm truly speechless. What a wonderful gift you have given me. I will cherish it forever.â
âAww. Thank you. Hmm? Why are you upset?â
âI was unable to provide you with a Christmas gift. I deeply apologize, my sweet (Y/n).â
âI thought inviting both Grim & I WAS the gift!â
âNo. That was simply me not wanting you to suffer in that dilapidated dorm with no one but that feline & the ghosts. I am truly ashamed that I couldnât have at least ordered one of my servants to procure a gift that would satisfy you.â
âHmmm⊠How about a kiss? I mean, we do have our occasional romantic & even intimate moments, but I still cherish each of them as if it were my first.â
Smiling, Malleus replied âIf that is what my love wants, then who am I to object?â After carefully setting his gift aside on a small table, he turns to face (Y/n) with an abnormally serious expression. âPlease let me know when you wish for me to stop.â His expression softened a bit & he wrapped one arm around (Y/n)âs waist while placing a hand at the back of their head. He leans toward them, allowing their lips to come into contact.
Closing the doors to the library, Queen Maleficia & Lilia looked at each other.
âWhen do you suppose that the wedding shall occur, Sir Vanrouge?â
âIâd say after a few more years.â
LITERALLY THIS ARTIST DM'ED THE COMIC YESTERDAY ON DISCORD & I'M SO GLAD IT'S ON MY DASH NOW! IT'S GREAT!
Pokemon Diasomniađ
Based on @ventique18 's pokemalleus comic, enjoy some shenaningans involving Trainer!Lilia, Fuecoco!Sebek and Cerudlege!Silver đ€đ€đ€
Malleus, we all love you, but WOW are you a dumbass. Then again, that's part of why you're so loveable.
Hii! I just had an idea that I just randomly thought and wanted to share it with you HAHAHAHAH what if Malleus will have an opportunity to get to taste our famous Filipino street food which is Ice Scramble (Iskrambol)? I think he would love it +0+
Actually, rather than the dairy queen type of ice cream, Malleus' favorite is directly stated to be shaved ice in the JP ver.
So yes, he'd guzzle that pink mf so fast he'd beat a toilet bowl in a water sucking competition. A cart full of this thing? Practically only a glass for him.
He'd inhale that in 30 seconds and he'd suddenly feel weirder and sicker with each minute that passes. You would be the first to realize that he's severely overhydrated so now you're hand feeding him SALT to dehydrate this water balloon of an idiot dragon. His pee would be freaking PINK you'd think a unicorn drowned in the damn toilet.
He'd still get some the next day though, only this time he's banned from buying out the entire stock.
HOW ABOUT WE DON'T SUPPORT THIS STUPID ASS BILL?!
dec 13, 2022
we literally have just a few days to act. the senate is debating about putting KOSA, the Kids Online Safety Act, into the omnibus spending bill. if it is added, it WILL pass. despite the title and content of the bill seeming to be about protecting kids, we know everytime someone claims they are "saving the children" they have more sinister goals
which is why Senator Blumenthal is working with one of the biggest transphobes in the senate, Marsha Blackburn, to force this bill through, and claiming they are listening to LGBT voices when they are blatantly ignoring us.
essentially this bill gives every state attorney generals the power to remove anything they deem 'harmful' to kids online. you can see how a state like Texas or Florida would run with that, yes? it also forces you to upload your government ID online to access the internet. the bill will create a 'commission' led by handpicked members of the govt to oversee what is and isn't allowed online. it will lead to mass censorship of anything related to race or LGBT content. in a post-Roe world too? say goodbye to any abortion/sex-related info.
they are doing a shit ton of PR for this, including claiming they are listening to LGBT voices. i mean just look.
two weeks ago, 90+ human rights, LGBT, and tech orgs signed onto an open letter telling Senators NOT to pass this bill. in response, over 230 orgs led by the American Psychological Association signed a letter urging senators to. it's really fucking bad. like i can't sleep because of this. i didn't expect this to happen. we really really need people to speak up.
if this bill goes through it will literally kill off the internet as we know it
the best way to fight against this bill is to call these specific senators (if you have dem senators, call them too)
maria cantwell (202) 224-3441
chuck schumer (202) 224-6542
nancy pelosi (202) 225-4965
call script below:
Hello Senator __:
My name is _, and I strongly urge you to oppose the dangerously misguided KOSA bill from being added to the omnibus spending bill. Bills like this should not be included in spending bills. Over 90 human rights and LGBT organizations have spoken out against this bill.
KOSA gives state attorney generals full power to sue any website if they see it has anything that is âinappropriate for childrenâ'. For the past year, Republicans claimed everything LGBT is âgroomingâ children and we ended up with a shooting in Colorado and bomb threats sent to hospitals, NO senator should support a bill with vague phrasing like this. Before that, they successful removed books on race due to "CRT". This gives them a pass to do this to the entire internet. KOSA will only lead to more harm towards minorities and LGBT youth across the nation by censoring everything online.
The Heritage Foundation said they will use KOSA to target LGBT kids, specifically trans kids. In a post-Roe world, they will even use KOSA to censor resources on abortion. Anything they dislike will be targeted.
A bill this huge and this impactful should not be added to any spending bill. Even if it was a small bill, it has nothing to do with the omnibus spending bill and shouldn't be added at ALL. It needs more time being discussed. There should be hearings on it as well
We all care about kids mental health. We all want to hold Big Tech accountable, but this is NOT it. This will give Big Tech more power while taking away resources from the most vulnerable children. It is not the solution.
Please, do NOT support this bill. Do the right thing, and VOTE NO on KOSA.
Why tf is Lucifer on my dash? XD
As a Hispanic with light-skinned family members, I feel you. Also, I would like to apologize on amanda's behalf because I know for SURE that bitch ain't apologizing for her ignorance.
I saw your post earlier about your oc with malleus, and i wondering if your pinoy because of your oc's designđđ
âPinoy MalleYuu isnât real it canât hurt youâ
Pinoy MalleYuu:
Took your ask as an opportunity to share my Visual Novelâs sprite designs!
When you think of âFilipino Casual Fashionâ, what do you see? Of course itâs titong nagbabakasyon sa Boracay fashion! đ (Resident uncle vacationing at Boracay Beach) You thought youâd never see Malleus wearing shorts? Well now you have LOL.
Note: The PH does not exist in this VN. The setting is on an island inspired by Southeast Asia, but is not a faithful representation of its culture or values. Yuu is also a placeholder and I plan to make other selectable, limited appearances of her.
I'm deadass not ready for ch. 7.
OHMYGOD!!!! OHMYGOOOODDD!!!
HE LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD OH MY GOD!!!!! SEBEK APPRECIATORS WHERE YOU AT
Holy fucking shit I was SO confused when I saw Lilia & Leona trending. I was already against these people because SOMEONE could've died from the stampede or have been crippled for life. Also, I really don't get Leona's stance on not wanting to be in second place when he had to resort to the lowest, pettiest tactic to win. That's him being an absolute brat that got off too easy, imo.
Goes to show how little these people know about TWST lore.
Lilia is trending again on bird app because of his stunt vs Leona at the Savanaclaw chapter đ
They're all like "he'S aN aDULt hE shOULd'vE acTEd beTTer"
Aside from him being a faerie, literally Lilia's entire existence and reason for living is to protect the royal family of Briar Valley. I don't think the little man would hesitate to obliterate that entire school if they all gang up to threaten Malleus. And Leona attempted to stampede Malleus, so his anger was absolutely logical and expected.
This is most likely the reason why Lilia wasn't in GloMas; he would've absolutely drained Rollo's blood and used it to wash soiled underwear for what that guy did.
I don't care to defend him. I really don't think Diasomnia (except for Silver) is nice at all. But it's stupid to scream and cry at the writers that "Lilia should've been nicer" because that's absolutely illogical and against his character. Please learn to take media objectively instead of demanding every and all characters in existence to become a template character from Teletubbies. đ