bardofanauthor

Latest Posts by bardofanauthor

COLOURS in DESCRIPTION

colour is the lifeblood of a scene. here are ways not to over-use it.

Red: cardinal, coral, crimson, flaming, maroon, rose, wine, brick red, burgundy, carmine, cerise, cherry, chestnut, claret, copper, dahlia, fuschia, garnet, geranium, infrared, magenta, puce, ruby, russet, rust, salmon, sanguine, scarlet, tition, vermilion, roseate, rubicund, ruddy, rubescent, florid

Orange: apricot, tangerine, merigold, cider, ginger, bronze, cantaloupe orange, clay, honey, marmalade orange, amber

Yellow: blond, chrome, cream, gold, ivory, lemon, saffron, tawny, xanthous, sandy

Green: grassy, leafy, verdant, emerald, aquamarine, chartreuse, fir, forest green, jade, lime, malachite, mossy, pea green, pine, sage, sea green, verdigris, willow, spinach green, viridian

Blue: azure, beryl, cerulean, cobalt, indigo, navy, royal blue, sapphire, teal, turquoise, ultramarine

Purple: violet, indigo, lavender, lilac, mauve, periwinkle, plum, violet, amethyst, heliotrope, mulberry, orchid, pomegranate purple, wine, amaranthine, perse, violaceous, reddish-blue

yall i must be having a fever dream.

i must be.

because wdym i turned my parents into byler shippers? WDYM?????

AKSKSKDJAKDJSJJD

here’s how it happened:

we were watching Episode 8 of Seaosn 4, and we were watching The Van Scene.

we get to the part where Mike subtly glances down at will’s lips, and my dad says “Mike i caught you there” and i was like huh??? and then my mom literally says “i think they are pining for each other but they’re too scared to say it” LIKE???? OMG. so i asked them “wait so you guys think that they like each other?” and my DAD NODDED. and my mom said “maybe if they made it more obvious in season 5, they could work out. i think they’d made a cute couple.”

OMGKDMDOSNFINSND

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

You were the healer—the last light of your party. But now your final ally dies in your arms, and there’s no one left to save. The enemy jeers, calling you useless. You look up, eyes hollow and black. The light is gone. The Void answers. You're no longer a cleric. You're something far worse.

I made this meme back in 2023

Did I cook back then? lol

Me was in benninging of me writin’ career

“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

Power Rangers Cosmic Fury said Trans Rights and that's honestly delightful.

Back again to the stupid ass high school AU

+ Bubba and Elliot alt outfits

posting daily until tomodachi life - living the dream releases:

day 554 (277 days until 2026)

Never kill yourself.

"My life started the day I met you"

The day in question:

This is very true, be more like little kids!

We humans live, thrive, hate yet need change. If aliens changed at a much slower pace than us, how fascinated would they be at us?

--------------------------------------

Human: Ah, fellow per-x dweller! How are you?

Alien: Hello! I haven't seen you in- *eyes widen and looks up and down at human* you look...different.

Human: Oh. Yes, I've been exercising. You notice the difference?

Alien: ...how so fast?

Human: What do you mean? It's been an entire month! I would be disappointed if I didn't see this much progress.

Alien: ...I've been exercising for a year...and I still look the same. *distraught, staring into space*

Human: o-oh, how often do you-

Alien: every.freaking.day.

Human: ...I see.

Human #2: *walks by* hello, how are you both? It's been a while.

Human: *desperately looking to change topic* a-ah, your hair! You dyed it pink! Looks great!

Alien: ...I thought you hated pink like a day ago?

Human #2: Oh well, I just changed my mind.

Alien: ...a...day later?

Human #2: yes?

Alien: ...next thing yall tell me is going to be that you can change your mates often.

Human: like lovers? Haha, we rarely fall out of love easily-

Human #3: *rushes to them crying* Guys! My lover broke up with me in just a week of dating! A week!! Cuz stupid idiot "fell out of love" with me.

Alien: ...

Human #2: ...

Human: ...um...I'm sure it wasn't a week-

Human #3: *stealing tissues and blowing into them* A FREAKING WEEK!!!

Alien: ...why am I friends with you lot?

what if u were a sensitive😔 artistic 🎨little gay boy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 who got kidnapped 😮😮😮 by a local cryptid 👾 but then 🗣️ UR MOM saved u with the power of love ❤️ so a year later u went trick or treating🍫🎃🍬 and ur bff said u would go crazy 2gether 🤪 (no homo) but the next day u got possessed by a 🕷️🕷️🕷️ so 🗣️ UR MOM tied you up in a shed and ur brother played ur jam 🎶🔊🎶 and she asked if u knew what MARCH 22nd is told 👥EVERYONE👥 about ur fruity 🍎 🍌🍓little 🌈🚀 and NOW all of tumblr is celebrating ur birthday 🥳🎂🎈🥳

"You're not upset that our alternate universe selves aren't together?"

"I don't know. Being together in every universe would make it seem... inevitable. I like that I chose you. I like that this version of you chose this version of me. Does that make sense?"

What people expect when I say I’m a writer: writing a whole novel

What I actually do: get into a fandom or come up with an original idea, go to sleep every night thinking of the story, make imaginary scenarios and Pinterest boards, make Spotify playlists, and finally sit down to write it out 2 months later only to get another idea and abandon the story. Repeat the cycle.

Text: I run a summer camp for survivors, for final girls, and sequel potential. They practice and prepare, make new friends to replace the old, in case it happens again.

So let me get this straight:

You're okay with your children watching murder scenes or worse things in media, but when two boys/two girls kiss is suddenly too much for you.

Do you realize how horrible does that sound?

You prefer your children watching something ilegal and immoral (like yk, killing someone) over letting them watch two persons showing that love has no gender.

Very logical.

Very very logical.

And not inhuman at all.

Thee kiddos

Our clerics Will the Wise and Holly the Heroic 😭 and their paladin, I guess.

Claim your prize now!

A look into 2024 Internet in the Stranger Things universe or,

Do you ever think about how in the Stranger Things universe, there is probably a ton of talks online about what happened in Hawkins during the 80s because I do

Sorry Sonic, Your stay in the story has been extended. Indefinitely.

What if I look inside myself and I don’t find any gems? What if I’m just a rock? WHISPER OF THE HEART / 耳をすませば (1995)

If you’re having writers block…READ!!!! CONSUME MEDIA

I feel like I don’t hear that given enough as advice for writers block..just read? Watch tv? Movies? Find inspiration in media.

Writers block is a lack of inspiration, so go collect more.

I have finally found the inspiration to write my first book with this prompt! My horror-romance novel is turning out to be quite thrilling. I've just finished chapter five and can hardly believe how far I’ve come. I’m excited to see where my characters will lead me next, and I can’t wait for the surprises that await!

Ship trope I'd love to see more of: "Are we in love? I mean, yeah, probably, but that's a problem for future us. Right now we're just trying to make it through the Plot."