7pm And It’s Still Not Completely Dark Outside, War Is Over

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

modern designs for the fun of it

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

someone: omg wir suchen dich that kinda sounds like... no i shant say it...

person from germany: mein Gott. The Obscene Mind Of The American. there is Nothing funny about This. wir suchen dich is a normal Sentence and it means we are looking for you. this isnt funny. you think its funny because you dont know what it means you think it sounds like We Suckin Dick (Reference to Fellatio) when it is just a normal Sentence and it means we are looking for you. youre goofing around making a Fool of yourself when its Time to grow up and be serious. its Time to be serious. Nothing to laugh about in this wicked World.

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho

A German Standoff is when you are standing opposite of each other at a red traffic light and there are no cars in sight but nobody wants to be the first to commit an Ordnungswidrigkeit