bohmec

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daiy routine reveal

someone: omg wir suchen dich that kinda sounds like... no i shant say it...

person from germany: mein Gott. The Obscene Mind Of The American. there is Nothing funny about This. wir suchen dich is a normal Sentence and it means we are looking for you. this isnt funny. you think its funny because you dont know what it means you think it sounds like We Suckin Dick (Reference to Fellatio) when it is just a normal Sentence and it means we are looking for you. youre goofing around making a Fool of yourself when its Time to grow up and be serious. its Time to be serious. Nothing to laugh about in this wicked World.

ich weiß ja nicht was ihr "for the plot" tut aber alles was ich tue ist für den Lebenslauf

i fucking hate google docs man. junge was laberst du?

the thing about german trains is that they're always late, except when you're already running late in which case they will either be precisely on time or just late enough that you can see them drive away as you reach the platform.

Gibt nichts was in mir so ein Gefühl des Zusammenhalts auslöst wie der gemeinsame Sprint durch den Bahnhof um den Anschlusszug noch zu bekommen

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

A German Standoff is when you are standing opposite of each other at a red traffic light and there are no cars in sight but nobody wants to be the first to commit an Ordnungswidrigkeit

Hi everyone.

This is a PSA for everyone who reads my works on Ao3: they have been locked down and are now available to registered Ao3 users only.

Ao3 has been scraped again.

My writing is mine. It might be self-indulgent slop, but it is MINE. And if some scraper thinks they can simply just take my self-indulgent slop from me without a fight, they've got another thing coming.

Fuck scrapers. Fuck ChatGPT. Fuck AI. Fuck them all, and fuck them for making it so that I don't feel safe keeping my works open for guest readers to enjoy.

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

7pm and It’s still not completely dark outside, war is over

"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

The (formal) german word for sex translates to 'gender traffic'

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

save me early spring sunshine

This works the other way around too

original

modern designs for the fun of it

the “perfect” time to write doesn’t exist. unless it’s 3am, you’re sleep-deprived, and you’ve had too much caffeine. then it’s perfect.

Me: I'm writing for myself, I started this fanfic for myself, and because I have a passion for writing

Also me: *doesn't get new comments in a week* Fuck, I should just quit right now

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

“you look tired are you okay?”

no i’m not i spent all night writing about depressed gay people thanks for asking tho