"If Tampons Should Be Free, Then So Should My Diabetes Meds."

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

the thing about german trains is that they're always late, except when you're already running late in which case they will either be precisely on time or just late enough that you can see them drive away as you reach the platform.

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

modern designs for the fun of it

ai does not belong in creative spaces. period.

cameron is like the peter pettigrew of dead poets society, and charlie is the sirius. idk how to explain it

time heals exactly one wound. and you don't get to choose it

A German Standoff is when you are standing opposite of each other at a red traffic light and there are no cars in sight but nobody wants to be the first to commit an Ordnungswidrigkeit

the academic trinity of “damn it, richard”