@stvksn On Ig

When a life or death situation comes up:

Me: just relax. It's cool.

When a minor inconvenience enters my life:

Me: jUST RELAX! WHY AREN'T YOU RELAXING!!

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

The Sanderson Sisters really broke their backs carrying Hocus Pocus.

Me: Mom, I'm transgender. It means I want to be a man and would like to be known as one from now on.

My Mom: What does that even MeAn?

mothers are like *intentionally misinterprets your words*

One good way to tell if your roommate is leaving. They put on pants and deodorant.

Women: *just doing their jobs and they accidentally show 5cm of their ankle*

All men within a 5 mile radius:

The story behind The Laundress.

My roommate wants to fuck cedric the sorcerer from Sofia the First. Should I be worried?

@tigerlilyupinthisbitch if I had to see this, so do you

What Happened To Kendrick Johnson and Why People Are Demanding Answers Even Now

On Jan. 11, 2013, the body of 17-year-old Kendrick Johnson was found in the most unusual of circumstances: upside-down and rolled up in a school gym mat. The mysterious death of Kendrick Johnson was initially ruled an accident by law enforcement asserting the ridiculous theory that Johnson must have accidentally fallen into the center of the mat while reaching for a sneaker

Some inconsistencies in the case:

the black and white gym shoe that lay on the ground below Kendrick Johnson, the one he was presumed to be reaching for, was lying on top of a pool of blood, but there was no blood on the shoe itself.

A hoodie and a pair of orange and black gym shoes were also found lying on the floor of the gym 

traces of blood on the wall nearby that wasn’t Kendricks. 

A private pathologist revealed Kendrick Johnson had suffered hemorrhaging on the right side of his neck, which meant that he likely died from blunt force trauma

the second autopsy revealed that some of Johnson’s organs were missing and in their place, his body had been stuffed with newspaper.

A whole hour of footage from the gym was missing, right at the time which would have shed light on what happened that day

HOW YOU CAN HELP:

- Donate to his family! (they're nowhere near their goal)

- Sign the petition 

SPREAD THIS AND HIS STORY!!!

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You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?