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3 years ago
đŸ€Ą 🙏 Manifesting Protag ZeldaÂ đŸ™đŸ€Ą

đŸ€Ą 🙏 manifesting protag ZeldaÂ đŸ™đŸ€Ą

3 years ago

how do the centaurs sleep? and how do they stretch after a good sleep?

Ok this is one I’ve been wanting to cover for a while and my cooldown sketches got out of hand, so buckle up and enjoy the picturebook!

How Do The Centaurs Sleep? And How Do They Stretch After A Good Sleep?

The easiest options is exactly what you think, the flop. In a home, thick carpets or tatami-like mats would provide at least some sort of cushion for the horse-half and various sized cushions and pillows to lift and support the top half. And they CAN sleep standing up, like horses, but it does require both a special harness/corset and practice. And it’s not very comfortable for anything deeper than a doze or catnap for most, so it’s mostly reserved for bad situations, naps, or guard duty.

How Do The Centaurs Sleep? And How Do They Stretch After A Good Sleep?

Most common are recliners, or ‘hammocks’. Easy to fold and carry for cultures on the move, or make fancy for the city-folk they are probably the most ubiquitous of centaur furniture. A simple adjustable A-frame supporting some sort of flexible fabric-ish sheet for the top half to lean against and sleep. Usually paired with some sort of large blanket or padding on the ground to lay the horse-half on!

How Do The Centaurs Sleep? And How Do They Stretch After A Good Sleep?

When you don’t have no fancy recliners, your herd will do! The preferred sleeping method of closely bonded herds is to simply rest on your buddies cushy backside! Roaming bands can often form long chains of sleeping centaurs with the unlucky first taur either on guard duty, sleeping sprawled, or with the group’s only hammock.

Mix and match to your character and herd’s personal preference!

Also stretchies!

How Do The Centaurs Sleep? And How Do They Stretch After A Good Sleep?
How Do The Centaurs Sleep? And How Do They Stretch After A Good Sleep?
4 years ago
I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own
I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own
I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

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( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! đŸ„ș💕)

4 years ago

Oh what I’d give to be able to photosynthesise

4 years ago

Ranboo: No

Tubbo :(

Ranboo *pulls out ring*: Best friends ‘forever’

Tubbo :D

The implication that Ranboo proposed to Tubbo is so funny because Tubbo would absolutely be totally oblivious

Ranboo: Hey Tubbo, yknow, I like you a lot...I think you’re a really good friend.

Tubbo: I think you’re a pretty good friend too, Ranboo!

Ranboo: But I was wondering if maybe you would want to be...a bit more than...just friends?

Tubbo: g a s p

Tubbo: Best friends?!

4 years ago

adding spaces is better

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Everyone Should Reply With Their Best Key Smash

Everyone should reply with their best key smash

4 years ago

Was anybody gonna tell me the Zodiac killers letters were decoded or was I just supposed to learn that from a tumblr shitpost myself?

4 years ago

i’m teaching a tiny little girl to say “nonbinary” and she keeps saying “no banana” and once she said “none bananananary” and honestly? close enough, she’s adorable and her parents are super chill with me and they already taught her to say genderfluid (to her it’s genner-flooood) and transgender (trains genner) and a bunch of sexualities so now i’m adding “none bananananary” to the mix

4 years ago

the elevator music playing after Jon finishes the statement like

The Elevator Music Playing After Jon Finishes The Statement Like
4 years ago

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.

4 years ago
IT’S OCTOBER 
IT’S OCTOBER 
IT’S OCTOBER 
IT’S OCTOBER 
IT’S OCTOBER 
IT’S OCTOBER 
IT’S OCTOBER 

IT’S OCTOBER 

4 years ago

Bagel give me hope

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4 years ago
Presenting: The Funniest Game Of Among Us Ever Played, In 6 Pictures.
Presenting: The Funniest Game Of Among Us Ever Played, In 6 Pictures.
Presenting: The Funniest Game Of Among Us Ever Played, In 6 Pictures.
Presenting: The Funniest Game Of Among Us Ever Played, In 6 Pictures.
Presenting: The Funniest Game Of Among Us Ever Played, In 6 Pictures.
Presenting: The Funniest Game Of Among Us Ever Played, In 6 Pictures.

Presenting: The funniest game of Among Us ever played, in 6 pictures.

4 years ago

Dagger Time

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

4 years ago
Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo
Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo
Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

4 years ago
What If The Tma Characters Were Cats

.thats It Thats The Thought
What If The Tma Characters Were Cats

.thats It Thats The Thought
What If The Tma Characters Were Cats

.thats It Thats The Thought

what if the tma characters were cats

.thats it thats the thought

4 years ago

Unfortunately due to personal reasons I exist

4 years ago
Caption Go Brrrrrrrr

Caption go brrrrrrrr


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4 years ago
You Can Pry Alt Jon From My Cold Dead Hands. Along With Tiny Jon And Long-haired Jon.

you can pry alt Jon from my cold dead hands. along with tiny Jon and long-haired Jon.

4 years ago

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

4 years ago

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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