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I’m trying to teach a lesson to my homophobic mother, so every url that reblogs are likes this will be written down and posted all over Niagara Falls
The amazing concept art of Jama Jurabaev for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
The Art of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
The smooth-billed ani (Crotophaga ani) is a large near passerine bird in the cuckoo family. It is a resident breeding species from southern Florida, the Bahamas, the Caribbean, parts of Central America, south to western Ecuador, Brazil, and northern Argentina. This species is called “el pijul” in Venezuelan folklore.
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This post could’ve gone two ways but somehow it went both
you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog
I like dogs :)
Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!
Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.
Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?
Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.
Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?
Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?
Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
dying in your sleep then becoming the monster is a power move
Sleeping in the closet with your monster is a power move.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
The brown has been yoinked
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Okay hear me out...
What if there is a Karen that works at a shop lets say Walmart or a shop like that and is slowly working her way up the lader to manager until she becomes manager and is up face to face with another Karen...
What would happen?
My crab brethren
Satan needs some love
Bold of you to assume I haven’t already have run out of ideas
My last 3 braincells at 3:00
Revenge the meatloaf
When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
The word bees explains its self
B E E S
There is a b and some ees
B E E S
- @jistring
this is a blessing bat and you don’t have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever.
Rain
cheese
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