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At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist
Why the fuck do you have to be sauch acreep anon, Get.Lost.Fucking.Freak
just the sight of your amazing lips makes me want to cum
i-
what the fuck do i even say to this. i’m fucking 16. you fucking creep.
Hilda by Duane Bryers
Giving each other the silent treatment. When one or the other is mad at something petty Y'all will ignore each other. More importantly, yall will start talking to everyone and anyone, even people you hate just to piss off the other. Sometime you two will flirt with other to really piss off each other which is when yall usually stop giving each other the silent treatment.
You’ll throw things when mad at him.
He’ll slam his hands on tables and walls when mad.
Y’all will argue to a point when the only way to resolve it is to sleep with one another from being turned on.
When mad you will usually take sex off the table and make him wait. You’ll walk around the bedroom naked or in nice lingerie knowing you aren’t going to let him fool around with him just because you’re mad.
When fighting you both take it as a personal challenge to one-up the person on everything.
Angry/rough sex.
Makeup sex.
Thor will try to talk to both of you so you two can work it out but he usually makes it worse.
The Avenger will all try to get you to break up with him just because they think he’s still a terrible man.
Sometimes you two will literally fight each other to let out some steam from being mad at one another.
When being wrong in an agruement Loki will feel guilty and terrible. He’ll later make it up to you with a gift or something. When he’s being too prideful and doesn’t actually want to apologize he’ll give you puppy eyes an be sulking all day until you’re not mad anymore.
When realizing you’re wrong you’ll instantly say sorry and try to make it up to him. Sometimes he’ll rub it in and make you mad for a whole new reason.
why is it not more wellknown that women can have an actual literal disorder that not rarely makes them literally suicidal for up to 10 days every month before their period lmao like… teach this in class? it’s not a joke?
Loki calm in all circumstances.
Their's a rumor going around that you and Spoons broke up. Is that true??? You loved each other so much!!
There’s*
Non binary isn't trans it's attention seeking
Hey anon? Why don't you shut the fuck up?
It seemed pretty useless in the beginning, but damn, now I’m mind fucked
I laminated a paper towel
But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Dreamin' 'bout the day when you wake up and find That what you're looking for has been here the whole time
You’re on the phone with your girlfriend She’s upset Shes going off about something that you said She doesn’t know your story like I dooooo
Im in the room, it's a typical tuesday night, Im listening to the kind of music she doesn't like, And she'll never know your story like I do
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Y/N, typing: "She knew it was wrong to want someone this much, let alone look at them. He was the God of Mischief, and she knew very well his reputation as the Slivertongue Heartbreaker-"
Loki: No one calls me that.
Y/N: [screams as she turns around to face Loki] C-C-Calls you what?
Loki: If you're going to write fanfiction about me behind my back, you should at least give roughly accurate details.
Y/N: W-What?
Loki, sitting beside you: [hitting the backspace button] "Reputation", my ass. It was more of a rumor that spread through the realm.
Y/N: Loki, what are you doing-
Loki: [typing at a quick speed for a God who doesn't use technology, reading it out loud] "She knew of the stories of how he had bed many a woman through the years."
Y/N: Wh-WHAT
Loki: [typing even faster, ignoring your confusion] "She knew there were tons of women around the universe, not just the world. She had resigned to the thought that she had no chance against the girls on their knees for him."
Y/N: I-I-I...
Loki: [taking a glance at you]
Y/N: [looks away]
Loki: [glances back at the screen]
Loki: [typing] "But little did she know, for him, Loki only had eyes for her."
Y/N: [looks up, eyes widening]
Loki: [activates voice typing, turning to face you] And he always had.
Loki: From the moment he graced his eyes on her, the moment he heard her laugh, the moment she smiled, the moment she had stolen his heart.
Loki: And to him, it was love.
Loki: Unlike the way some would describe the feeling, his world didn't slow down.
Loki: It kept on spinning and spinning until the only word on his mind was her name.
Loki: One he would remember.
Loki: One he would mumble in his slumber as he embraced his pillow tighter.
Loki: One he would call out as his body shook with pleasure, brought by his own hands, wishing they were hers.
Loki: One he would like to say with a sigh, with a smile, with a tear of joy in his eye as he made her his forever.
Loki: And that was just the beginning.
Loki: He needed her smile, he needed her touch, but most of all, he needed to hear her say she loved him.
Loki: [cups your cheek as he looks you deep in the eyes]
Loki: And what better moment than now?
I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.
If Joe Biden wins, legalized maijuana will overthrow fossil fuels>
If Joe Biden wins Black Lives Matter will loot our savior Donald Trump.
But, like, he doesn’t even have any money anyway?
Anon, All the respect to ya
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bruv what-
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!
prudentrealistrealist
THE TALE OF THE EPIC TURKEY HAND
finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)
~The First
You first kiss with Loki is full of passion and confession. Neither of you even know who kissed who, but it doesn’t matter. It’s a tentative embrace at first, and when Loki’s tongue brushes your lips and asks for more, you draw away. A knowing look is shared between you both before your mouths connect again in a searing event. This time, you don’t run.
~The Hasty Ones
You and Loki lead busy lives, and dangerous ones at that. Loki is accustomed to your touch though, and will take it no matter how rushed. Before you part ways, Loki always gives a quick yet deeply satisfying kiss- a promise of what’s yet to come.
~The Angry Ones
Even in fights, you and Loki can’t seem to do anything but reconcile. Loki will push you up against the wall, pin your arms over your head with just one of his. With your shirt ridden up, Loki will use his free hand trace his fingers oh-so-lightly over your exposed skin, pushing you all the more to the edge. You meet his eyes, furious expression on both of your faces, until Loki takes your mouth in his and suddenly all is forgiven.
~The Gentle Ones
Being with Loki means a lot of things, and the Trickster feels insurmountable guilt for you having to fight battles you did not sign up for. Loki will watch you mournfully, take your hand and delicately place his lips against your bloodied knuckles. In his youth, he remembers, Frigga used to tell him kisses would help wounds heal faster. Loki prays this wasn’t simply another lie he was told. When he glances up at you again, his eyes are full of tears.
~The Desperate Ones
These are kisses Loki grants you late into the night, when your bodies have become one and your minds are full of nothing but each other. These kisses are placed on your hips, your stomach, your chest, and leave bruises in their wake. They are reserved for when Loki needs to know you’re his; and when you need to know you’re wanted. You bear these marks Loki gives you for weeks, but the feeling of his hot mouth on your bare skin stays with you for years.
~The Tender Ones
Your favorites. These are the embraces that allow Loki to remind you just what you are to him: not an ally, not a phase, but a lover. He places one hand on your waist, another on your neck, running the pad of his thumb over your cheek. He’ll kiss your jaw first, murmuring about how much he loves you into your skin. How much he needs you. How much he cares. Stolen confessions that are only for your ears. You’ll say them all back to the god, and add that your surrender is for Loki and Loki alone. He’ll kiss you then, slow and steady and amazing. Eventually, you close your eyes, and meet Loki in the dark.
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You are an amazing person. Don’t give up on yourself.
i am begging you to..... please
AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.
EVERY
SINGLE
ONE
You know what
My bed is too comfy
dayum bish, that’s my vibe, my most used excuse, and factzzzzz
I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW
Is there room for more
I wanna join too
Guys
@mango-pickle @aadya23 @paranoid--introvert @strudel-and-creme @sugawxra-koushi @holding-infinity-and-a-book @everyone else (I'm sorry my brain is a scrambled egg rn)
Which team shall I join considering my 5′5.5′’ height falls somewhere in the middle?
BRUH YOU ARE 5'9.5 AND YOU ARE FIFTEEN WHY THE FUCK AM I SO SMALL. EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS TALLER THAN ME
I know at least 1 person who’s shorter than you who I will tag :) @sugawxra-koushi :P woops