Dwarf In Bronze And Blue

"The Fool Rules Freely"

Waaaaay back in the Horse Days I made a series of MLP themed posters where the main idea was to not actually show the horses at all -try to keep it a little vague, but still use all their colours and symbols.

I think it came from the idea that some people would like to show their fandom of MLP without the obvious and implicit ponys in it for one reason or another, ergo the posters.

This one is Pinkie Pie; Best pony and literally Weird Al's Waifu.

Tankard of "Wine"

Wine probably shouldn't foam this much, but I'm a cider guy so what do I know.

I like to think the Plump Caps and their resulting wine share a lot of flavour with where/what they're grown on. like if you grow them on wood chips you get a nice woody or earthy undertone.

Made using PetMate, a free PETSCII art maker thing!

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ITS YA BOI

uh, its me. I'm the boy.

We Suffer for our Children

I love my weasels. They love my ears.

"Kindness for All"

Waaaaay back in the Horse Days I made a series of MLP themed posters where the main idea was to not actually show the horses at all -try to keep it a little vague, but still use all their colours and symbols.

I think it came from the idea that some people would like to show their fandom of MLP without the obvious and implicit ponys in it for one reason or another, ergo the posters.

This one is Flutteryshy; Wallflower supreme and owner of the Bastard Rabbit.

I’ll have to steal this idea for my Blades in the Dark games!

Also, you could reverse the process to inject poison, acid, or pressured air to really fuck people up

Syringe + Rapier concept. Two in one.

Hematomancers use this sword to collect fresh blood, as well as release blood in attacks.

Fresh natural blood is used for many things, including healing. Void blood is taken from demons, and is commonly used as ammunition thanks to it's destructive, toxic properties.

Hematomancers can keep the vials of blood in their arsenal, or they can sell it in markets.

Grilled Plump Cap

Plump caps must be the Dwarfen equivilent of the humble potato; full of every nutrient you need, and you can make booze out of it!

I always imagined that they'd have a nice starchy taste, somewhere between a sweet potato and a chestnut mushroom.

Also, turns out you CAN make wine from 'shrooms irl! apparently it tastes a lot like normal grape wine.

Made using PetMate, a free PETSCII art maker thing!

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KHALIDA DANCE

I’m about a year or so late on this meme, but I thought it was fun to make a little animation of everyone’s favourite snake obsessed vampire exterminator.

Delightful loveloaf!

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