Touching Grass Is Not Enough I Need To Be Absolutely Fucking Railed In The Nastiest Way Possible

god didn't give me a dick because i would read poems & get hard and then everyone would be mean to me

a website preview just for fun because the home page got updated! (earlycuntsets.org)

Something fucking terrible is gonna happen tomorrow and I’m contemplating getting drunk to cope

Video essays that make me go “oh, so you’re like smart smart”

Elon Musk and Grimes: A Retrospective

Bo Burnham vs. Jeff Bezos

The Systemic Abuse of Celebrities

Lana Del Rey: the pitfalls of having a persona

we need to talk about Call Me By Your Name

MYTH OF THE AUTEUR: Stanley Kubrick vs David Lynch

In Search Of A Flat Earth

Envy

The Commodification of Black Athletes

The Lies Of The Lighthouse

The Green Knight: The Uncanny Horror of Masculinity

Time Loop Nihilism

How Bisexuality Changed Video Games

The Golden Age of Horror Comics - Part 1 (Part 2)

Weighing the Value of Director’s Cuts | Scanline

The True Horror Of Midsommar

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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

thanks Mikey rom’s

IT’S A GOOD WEEK FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE !!!

everybody say thank you mikey way

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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