sometimes i have a hard time wrapping my head around the existence of doms lol... like u wanna to do all of the thinking FOR ME??? u wanna take care of ME??? u wanna make ALL of the decisions??? u just need me to sit pretty and make you feel good???? literally what are you, an angel???????
bro I’ve been abandoned so much it’s not even a fear at this point it’s just expected
michael romance. ray toro sighting. two gerard sightings in a week. she has gray hairs. michael is doing things. frank is posting. rehearsal. we are so fucking back
god didn't give me a dick because i would read poems & get hard and then everyone would be mean to me
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My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr
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