Slay The Princess Text Posts

enough of ppl asking, if beak how kiss? you cowards lack imagination. easy:

Even now, you defy me. Do it, then. Show me what you think it takes to end what’s destined to end everything.

my car

Im in literal tearsss. Was watching the newest digital circus episode and there's this moment where Caine calls them his "meowing milkmaids" I wondered how they translated it to polish since it's my language and then i found out and cried

The bug guys

to celebrate teacher appreciation week early, my school hired a latte/coffee cart, where u could get a pic printed on your drink. i said cringe is dead and got kim.

slorped him. watch his eyebrow raise higher and higher in disdain for being slorped.

Heyy guys :))) hey guys cgeck out my carrots :)) i worked so hard to harvest th ese carrots of mine :)) i love love love carrots so mu

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOO HES CURISNDG MY FUCKING CARROTS!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO HES PUTTINGA BTUCKCINH SPELL OB MY CARROTS NOOOOOOO THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR NOOOOOOOOOO MY CARRISTTS

ATTENTION, DELETED SCENE OF EPISODE 4.

Well, hellooo Metheus~