>_>

The two Ghost emotions: healing religious trauma and horny.

(Bless you @the-cardinale)

I'm rewatching Merlin and it's only really hitting me now how bat shit the entire concept of the show is because without the context of the original stories, it's a pretty typical mid-tier sword and sorcery type thing, but from the perspective of actual Arthurian Legend, it's kinda like if they adapted Lord of The Rings and made Gandalf a 19 year old twink that had unresolved sexual tension with Aragorn

Shhh don't tell anyone, but I was anonymous.

These are the headcanons I sent

1) Every time he's streaming, without fail, Jamie at some point interrupts and says something like "oh you're doing the twitchy again".

2) The Doctor doesn't know how he can possibly react to "the twitchy". The viewers love Jamie's shenanigans and wish he would stay on the stream more often.

3) 11 frequently shows up in chat as "fezzesRcool" to complement 2's bowtie

4) The Master (in any incarnation) has watched every single minute of every single stream but has never donated, commented or interacted with the stream in any way beyond watching it because they don't wanna get caught.

5) Every time 2 says "oh my giddy aunt" the viewers die a little on the inside and wish he would just swear like a normal person.

6) 2 has no idea what the donations are but he knows the viewers like it when he plays the flute every time it happens.

7) Nobody knows what his channel is about because every stream is so vastly different from the last. Somehow it still gathers a large following that tunes in often because it's fun every time.

8) How did 2 learn to set up Twitch? And then stream?? Nobody knows. It's more a mystery than his name is.

I feel kinda ~stupid~ because I sent an ask first with the headcanons instead of just reblogging the post in the first place oops...

Um. The 2nd Doctor was in my dream yesterday, but uh he was a Twitch streamer? I don't know what to do with this information. Uh I have headcanons forming but like, I'm in shock?

This ask made me laugh for hours.

Also, just to add to your headcanon (which is valid and you should pursue its creation)

He does a skit in every stream where if he receives a donation he plays the flute.

He's dressed with that obnoxious fur coat and big diva sunglasses.

His stream is just him criticizing the economic system and capitalism for 14 and a half hours each day

And I stand by that.

cardi c my bestest friend ever

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

Hc that if you look into a Dovahkiins eyes deep enough you can see Akatosh.

Mordred: He’ll be fine, he’s Emrys!

Morgana: It’s just what he’s called, it doesn’t mean he actually knows what he’s doing.

GODFREY: oh go fuck yourself

MARIKA, ABOUT TO PULL THE FUNNIEST SHIT THE LANDS BETWEEN HAS EVER SEEN:

“You won’t wake…..”

Headcanon that omega had to hold his papas deceased body, trying to wake him up but to no avail ✋😔