I Am Once Again Manifesting The Master Trying To Hypnotize Dan And It Not Working And Dan Hitting Him

Dan in “Eve of the Daleks”

Rapidly switching between "I'm rly excited to see Tennant's doctor again!" And "I'm so pissed that they've pulled such a cheap fanservice-y move rather than introducing us properly to the actual 14th doctor" at terminal velocity.

In Defense of Vanessa

All of the peeps hating on Vanessa and Wade ‘a relationship in Deadpool 3 need to expand their imaginations a bit lol.

Do you think Vanessa, the woman who fought so so hard to keep Wades spirits up when he got his cancer diagnosis, whose after fucking DYING in the second film told him that he had to continue on living and supported him to live a good life despite her not being in it, and upon seeing Wade after he ghosted her and then showed back up looking SOOOOO fugly (he’s adorably fugly) and her first reaction was to look lovingly into this man’s eyes and say “That is a face that I’d be happy to sit on”, would just simply LEAVE him? Just like that???

Y’all, I think we saw a different film lol.

Almost everyone in Wade’s life, has either belittled him, or have actively shown their distaste for him known at some point (Peter, Yukio, and Dopender my beloveds, we’re not talking about you). Vanessa from the get-go, matched Wade’s freak. When we saw Wade’s flashback of their break up, Vanessa never said that she wanted to break up with him. We heard HIM Say that if she wanted to leave him to get it over with already. One of Wades biggest character flaws throughout the film has been that he pushes people away through humor and through insults because he is terrified of being vulnerable with them. Vanessa is the only person throughout the films that, even when he’s hurt, he lets himself be vulnerable around her, even post break up. Vanessa didn’t want to leave him, she wanted him to be a better version of himself, because he was wallowing, and not allowing himself to look beyond his insecurities.

Sometimes, doing things for ourselves, for the sake of bettering ourselves is not enough motivation. Wade was not willing to pick himself up and try to live up to his potential until Vanessa encouraged him to. I don’t think she cared if he ever became an avenger or not, but what she cared about was that he had all this potential and no direction and she could see how it was eating him up inside. Why is everyone else in Wade’s life around allowed to rude to him and tell him straight up he’s being a fuckhead, but Vanessa telling him he needs to pick himself up when he takes a knee or asking him to let her walk with him, and when he refuses to do so, wnd gives him some distance when HE PUSHED HER AWAY, makes her the bad guy. You could tell it hurt her when he asked if she was seeing anyone. And that handhold? She absolutely took him back lol. And that’s good! Deadpool is not someone who would sacrifice a loved one to save the world, he would sacrifice the world to save a loved one. And Vanessa is the same, being ride or die from the beginning, and I will not hear her name besmirched.

Also are you really going to tell me that she saw fucking WOLVERINE and didn’t turn to her man and say, “We’re tag teaming him right?” Or that she saw a free child in X23 and didn’t turn to Wade and say “We wanted a kid, so we’re adopting her right?”

Use your imagination people lol. Vanessa would be the first person to drag Wolverine and X23 into their family. She gets a hot new husband and a kid, Wolverine gets a hot new wife and a husband, and X23 gets a new mom and two dads. Everyone wins!

god I hate this

"Wait...they're ALL shipped together??"

"Always have been."

Do you even love ur girl if you don't show her off like this

if skyrim followers complained about me as much as i complain about them

'she just ran on ahead so i followed and got stuck in a bear trap. turns out she has that sneak perk that means you don't set off traps. and she didn't mention this to me gods damn it. i'll have these scars for ever now. both mental and physical'

'so i stood there zapping the bandits while she crept around in the back looting all the chests and barrels she could find. didn't even thank me. didn't give me a share of the profit. she gave me a pretty neat sword she found but the moment we returned to whiterun she sold it'

'i have never seen anyone this addicted to alchemy. straight up dropped like five soul gems and a pair of boots so she could carry more cave mushrooms. like i know i'll never see the profit from any of these valuables but it grinds my gears so much'

'she went straight up a mountain. like a vertical rock face. in the time it took her to struggle to the top i'd found the path not fifty yards away. oh yes and yesterday she just straight up yeeted herself off a cliff. said something about being able to reload if it didn't work. honestly i wouldn't care but she's the fricking dragonborn and i'm being held responsible for her safety'

'she keeps going into sneak mode and then back again in quick succession apparently just to confuse me. turns out she finds it amusing watching me bob up and down trying to copy her. gods damn it she's a literal child'

'that time she ran headlong into a cave full of bandits and then hid behind me when they attacked. said something about it being fine because i'm essentially immortal. i didn't feel immortal when it was done'

'those times when i do most of the fighting while she hides, only for her to run in last minute, do one of those hideous shout things, and take all the credit'

'i'm carrying five swords and a delicatessen's worth of cheese and then she hands me an entire fricking dragon'

'she laughed at me because i can't swim very well. she didn't have to swim across the river when there was a perfectly good bridge right next to us. also if i looked like i was drowning it's because i was. there was a slaughterfish'

'when she hired me i didn't even know she was the dragonborn. i just thought we'd have a jolly to a couple of caves and then part ways. but no. 67 caves, several trips up to high hrothgar and a metric f*ckton of dragons later and we're still going. i do not get paid enough for this sh*t'

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

Just rewatchd ep 5 and im cryng again I nedd fluffy mk headcanon

So hc of mk meeting other vigilantes (i.e, daredevil, punisher, spiderman etc)

Yes thank you! And to be honest, this'll also be therapeutic for me too;

Marc and Frank's relationship is basically that one comic panel where Frank asks about his imaginary god and Marc asks about his dead family.

They're besties though. So are Frank and Jake.

Steven doesn't hate Frank but he's not comfortable spending time with him either. He doesn't agree with all the killing but he does love Max.

Sometimes Steven seeks him out just to see Max.

Meeting Spider-Man was a dream come true for Jake. He's his favourite superhero.

He met him as a civilian first and took a photo with him.

Spidey met Steven when he was out as Mr. Knight. It was one of his first times in New York and he needed directions.

After some team ups and just hang outs, they exchanged information. They bond over shitty bosses and their interests.

Peter doesn't believe the whole Khonshu stuff but it doesn't change the fact that Steven's a good guy helping people so he's cool with it.

To Peter, Marc is your bestie's older brother. They're alright with eachother. Peter goes to Marc to spar and Marc appreciates Peter being there for Steven.

Daredevil and Moon Knight have a complicated relationship. I feel like Marc and Matt are like to feral cats that just go for the throat whenever they see eachother.

Instead of love at first sight, it's violence at first sight. But they're also like "No one can fuck you up but me"

No one really understands their friendship.

Matt and Steven are drinking buddies. And by drinking I mean coffee for Matt and tea for Steven.

They get together and drink. That just feels very correct.

Jake is the bane of Matt's existence. Whenever he's about to run into Jake, Matt feels a shiver down his spine.

Jake has just made it his mission to irritate Matt and nobody knows why.

I love how some books have a low rating when the sequel books have astonishingly high ratings. Like, the author wrote that first book like that to make you hate the life the mc has or how things are where they live, to help you understand the mc's need to escape. But some of you are like I hate how the author pictured the mc. They are such a weakling. They have no backbone to defend themselves whatsoever. The world around them was disgusting, I don't want to read more about it. I mean yeah, if the book triggers things for you you shouldn't continue. But then again, you should've checked the tws before starting it and then giving it a low rating. If it's not the triggers, then I'm sorry to tell you that you're a prejudiced piece of shit. You want to escape that world so you stop reading it and spit your hatred in reviews, then give it a one star. But if you had continued the series you could've seen that the mc is not the weakling you thought them to be. You missed out on all the good parts of the story. And I'm happy you didn't read the continuation because you don't deserve to read about such awesome characters. Go be miserable in your hatred-filled life.