Time For A Nonsensical Rant!
Time for a nonsensical rant!
Teleportation could cure cancer!
There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”
Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.
This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(
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Calling yourself a terrible person is VERY MEAN to people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, who work SO HARD to be the worst people they can be!! Don’t call yourself a terrible person because it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS :(
Sell me your bones. You're not even using them, you're just holding them. They're going to be all gross and worn down by the time you're done with them, and I need them for something!!
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No bonetaking? Give me your voice!! I just want to borrow it, I promise I'll give it back!!!
Why can't I just borrow your skin, I'll only wear it for a few minutes!! I just want to try it on!!
Your eyes would look better on me....
God, you people are terrible!!! I promise I won't break anything!!!! Give me your body parts!!! I need them for,,, uh,,,,,, Something Important!!!
Ok i dont wanna judge but the person next to me on the bus this morning spent the entire time looking at stock images of people with turtlenecks covering their faces
Like they didn’t even have headphones just screenshotting pictures of people wearing turtlenecks over their faces for like. Thirty minutes.
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I wisj i was an ai then people wouldnt be so mad at me when i make a mistake
Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist
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Hngmngngngngnngngnny sturgeons
My cat’s reaction to sparkling water:
Cat 1: Poe, refused to try it
Cat 2: Amber, liked it
Cat 3: Pepper, sneezed and ran away
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