I Wisj I Was An Ai Then People Wouldnt Be So Mad At Me When I Make A Mistake

The meaning of life is enjoyment. To live. You can’t live life without living.

“The meaning of life is reproduction”

“The meaning of life is success”

“The meaning of life is money”

Wrong. The meaning of life is doing things that bring you joy. Will having children make you happy? What is your definition of success? Will that bring you happiness? Will the mindless accumulation of wealth sate the hole in your heart?

Spend time with your friends. Make bad decisions. Practice self care. Love yourself. Do things that bring you joy. I love you, stranger.

On tumblr straight up rebogging it. And by it. Well lets justr say. The rebog bog

Fuck it this goes in my main blog

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

Bigot: I don’t really get how [sexuality/gender identity] works, it’s not real!!!

Ok man, I don’t really get how cars work, so they must not be real. You can’t drive your dumbass tinfoil box anymore, I decided it doesn't exist.

You know what, tumblr? I’m going to have a good day. Yesterday was probably the worst day I’ve had all year, due to lots of coincidences.( @celeste-the-witch made my day a lot better though <3)

Today is going to be better though. I’m going to have a good fucking day because I said so, and your thoughts determine your reality. I’m going to have some hot chocolate and a muffin, I’m going to have a delicious lunch, and I’m going to invite my friends over once I get home. And my period isn’t going to fuck it up, because I fucking said so!

My insincerest apologies

My snek Ruby. She’s not very bright.

Aw shucks, I’m out of loopholes

But like. what if he didn't? What if he stopped pushing the boulder? What are they gonna do to him, give him a bigger boulder?

Does the boulder get easier to push? Bc he's building muscle. Can you build muscle in tartarus? Why is he still pushing the boulder? Does he like the boulder? Or does he just value hard work?

What if he digs a really big hole at the top of the hill, and then pushes the boulder into it?

What if he was trying to build a stoneman, but the bottom got too big, and the top of the hill is the perfect place to build a stone man? Like, we got the wrong story, and actually he's not sysyphus, he's just some guy building a hellstoneman? What if he's having a great time?

Im getting so sad, in my friend’s biology class, they’re studying photosynthesis, and one of the kids was curious if a plant could survive without a source of co2. They’re killing it for science T-T.

Time for a nonsensical rant!

Teleportation could cure cancer!

There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”

Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.

This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(