My insincerest apologies
Happy Ides of March!!
Stab your least favorite politician!!
Free palestine you bastards.
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I had to unpin my post about my podcast to pin this because you assholes keep following me.
Btw i dont think rich people are even human. They have no idea what struggling is like.
Thank you, and ✨ Fuck off ✨
I know nothing about them but i know that they’re my favorite fish
Hngmngngngngnngngnny sturgeons
The Magnus Archives lives in my head, but it had to start paying rent recently . It’s behind on bills and it’s really only a matter of time until I have to evict it, but I have to find a new tenant first. It’s probably going to be the faroeverse au from malevolent
Aw shucks, I’m out of loopholes
But like. what if he didn't? What if he stopped pushing the boulder? What are they gonna do to him, give him a bigger boulder?
Does the boulder get easier to push? Bc he's building muscle. Can you build muscle in tartarus? Why is he still pushing the boulder? Does he like the boulder? Or does he just value hard work?
What if he digs a really big hole at the top of the hill, and then pushes the boulder into it?
What if he was trying to build a stoneman, but the bottom got too big, and the top of the hill is the perfect place to build a stone man? Like, we got the wrong story, and actually he's not sysyphus, he's just some guy building a hellstoneman? What if he's having a great time?
catchign up on the horrors !!!
rn working through malevolent and just got fully caught up on tmap
my goal for the summer is to finish one of the longer ones like night vale or hello from the hollowoods
also on my list : wolf 365 and alice isnt dead
My cat’s reaction to sparkling water:
Cat 1: Poe, refused to try it
Cat 2: Amber, liked it
Cat 3: Pepper, sneezed and ran away
Sell me your bones. You're not even using them, you're just holding them. They're going to be all gross and worn down by the time you're done with them, and I need them for something!!
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No bonetaking? Give me your voice!! I just want to borrow it, I promise I'll give it back!!!
Why can't I just borrow your skin, I'll only wear it for a few minutes!! I just want to try it on!!
Your eyes would look better on me....
God, you people are terrible!!! I promise I won't break anything!!!! Give me your body parts!!! I need them for,,, uh,,,,,, Something Important!!!
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