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White sturgeon - Wikipedia

White sturgeon - Wikipedia

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Beluga (sturgeon) - Wikipedia

Beluga (sturgeon) - Wikipedia

I know nothing about them but i know that they’re my favorite fish

Hngmngngngngnngngnny sturgeons

My snek Ruby. She’s not very bright.

You know what, tumblr? I’m going to have a good day. Yesterday was probably the worst day I’ve had all year, due to lots of coincidences.( @celeste-the-witch made my day a lot better though <3)

Today is going to be better though. I’m going to have a good fucking day because I said so, and your thoughts determine your reality. I’m going to have some hot chocolate and a muffin, I’m going to have a delicious lunch, and I’m going to invite my friends over once I get home. And my period isn’t going to fuck it up, because I fucking said so!

Hey look at these fuckass Motts

“There’s no point crying over spilt milk”

Yes there is it makes me feel better fuck you

Today is my best friend’s birthday! Hi kate, if you see this, I’m in love with you

My insincerest apologies

Time for a nonsensical rant!

Teleportation could cure cancer!

There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”

Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.

This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(

Bigot: I don’t really get how [sexuality/gender identity] works, it’s not real!!!

Ok man, I don’t really get how cars work, so they must not be real. You can’t drive your dumbass tinfoil box anymore, I decided it doesn't exist.

I wisj i was an ai then people wouldnt be so mad at me when i make a mistake