And The Most Recently Acquired/youngest: Pepper!

Bigot: I don’t really get how [sexuality/gender identity] works, it’s not real!!!

Ok man, I don’t really get how cars work, so they must not be real. You can’t drive your dumbass tinfoil box anymore, I decided it doesn't exist.

Time for a nonsensical rant!

Teleportation could cure cancer!

There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”

Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.

This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(

Calling yourself a terrible person is VERY MEAN to people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, who work SO HARD to be the worst people they can be!! Don’t call yourself a terrible person because it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS :(

“Ugh 😣 i hate bi paople invading lgbt spaces”

You hate B i people in lgBt spaces

Girl

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Ok i dont wanna judge but the person next to me on the bus this morning spent the entire time looking at stock images of people with turtlenecks covering their faces

Like they didn’t even have headphones just screenshotting pictures of people wearing turtlenecks over their faces for like. Thirty minutes.

Im getting so sad, in my friend’s biology class, they’re studying photosynthesis, and one of the kids was curious if a plant could survive without a source of co2. They’re killing it for science T-T.

Me when Blorbo dies :(:

You know what, tumblr? I’m going to have a good day. Yesterday was probably the worst day I’ve had all year, due to lots of coincidences.( @celeste-the-witch made my day a lot better though <3)

Today is going to be better though. I’m going to have a good fucking day because I said so, and your thoughts determine your reality. I’m going to have some hot chocolate and a muffin, I’m going to have a delicious lunch, and I’m going to invite my friends over once I get home. And my period isn’t going to fuck it up, because I fucking said so!

Listened to telescope by cavetown on repeat while drawing

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