Notice How Everyone Is Horny Today

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

you ever get tired of living but in a non-suicidal way

The pure disappointment that washes over me every single time this happens cannot be put into words

My gift to @alecthewreck for The Breakroom 2024 Holiday Exchange Event.😊 I'm a sucker for soulmate AUs and I thought the prompt you gave sounded perfect for reed900💙💙

Thank you @thebreakroomds for hosting! I had a lot of fun💙

The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

This literally got my blood fucking pumping ohhh my god

We all love the “becoming the very thing you sought to destroy,” trope. but I have a growing fondness for “destroying the very thing you sought to become”

I refuse to say it to you🤫

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.