He's Like A Patron Saint To Me

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

Scabs? Coughing?? Nines likes scabs and coughing??? Nonhumans complementing humans for things that make NO sense in human culture(s)???? My new favourite trope?????

(Idk if I’m interpreting it correctly)

I’m going to be thinking about that post for a while (in a good way ^_^)

nines likes how the body prevents blood loss by clotting around cuts, and he likes how the lymph nodes help keep you healthy and not get sick, or how they help to fight off sickness

so basically he’s saying “I’m so glad that you don’t have to suffer blood loss anytime you get cut 🥹” and “it makes me so happy that your body is fighting off infections that could leave you in a state of distress if you weren’t able to fight it off💕💕”

I think I found the majority of my friend group in one post

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

the fact that reed900 is the second most popular dbh ship never fails to astound me... these guys have never interacted ONCE 😭 and Nines only appears in ONE specific ending for 5 seconds max. as a fandom we're either collectively insane or insanely creative

something i don’t see talked about much in this fandom is kara and her fears and worries… like ik she was built to be a caretaker housekeeper blah blah blah but as a DEVIANT is that what she wants? of course she loves alice but the responsibility of motherhood is a heavy one and maybe this is just me but kara MUST have mixed feelings abt it….

maybe not…

sorry, it's a GOOD thing if cishet people use non-conforming pronouns or dress in non-conforming ways or whatever else. for one, that person may not be cishet. but more importantly, living in a society where more people feel comfortable exploring their relationship to gender and sexuality is an undoubtedly GOOD thing