How The Fuck Do I Slow My Feed Down Without Unfollowing People?

i fucking love this

Iso-puppy

What the fuck this is fire

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

isopods are fucking beautiful creatures i love them they're SO GREAT PLEASE KILL ME

Transopoid!!!! !

Man i still remember back when i was optimistic and witty. Used to love wordplay and stupid jokes. Did a lot of stupid nerdy stuff like calculating the terminal velocity of an oreo.

Now i just kind of want to die.

Time machine built into tumblr?

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

i can't stop thinking about girlcock 😭

I really wish I wasn't living through a major historical event right now.

Journalists interrupt and berate Blinken on Gaza policy.

Several journalists who are outspoken critics of US support for Israel loudly lambasted US Secretary of State Antony Blinken over the war on Gaza on Thursday, repeatedly interrupting his final press conference as he sought to defend his handling of the 15-month-old war.

“Criminal! Why aren’t you in The Hague,” shouted Sam Husseini, an independent journalist and longtime critic of Washington’s approach to the world, before being physically dragged outside of the briefing room.

“Why did you keep the bombs flowing when we had a deal in May?” Max Blumenthal, editor of the Grayzone, an outlet that strongly criticizes many aspects of US foreign policy, called out to Blinken before being escorted out.

(source)

Thoughts on the weak nuclear force?

I try not to

Now why do i feel the need to write this as an early 2000s romcom?

An asexual and an aromantic would make the worst odd couple imaginable.

Literally incapable of reconciling their differences or even feeling what the other person feels. They're good friends but neither of them understand the context clues the other is sending. One is always screwing the neighbors and the other is constantly confused when their attempts to romance a brick wall bear no fruits.

Easily the worst fucking sitcom possible. Every single scene is uncomfortable. None of the jokes land. nothing ever gets resolved. "But at least normal people would understand ace/aero better as a result", the marketing team pitches! Only to find out that the sitcom actually makes people understand them worse.

Runs a good first season and is immediately canceled with a cliffhanger ending