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Swoon. Thud.
Obama sings! He sings Al Green!
Pretty much true dat.
How anyone can continue to remain blase/in denial in the face of the facts is beyond me.
New York Times
What the whaaaat??!? lolololol
Wow, totally deserved. Big ups to Nathan and the gang who make Castle.
But Supernatural over Fringe, Walking Dead, and True Blood?
Cracka, please.
HA HA HAAAA! AHAHAHA! HAAAA! AHHHHH.
THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT JOKE, MR. BOND.
SADLY, IT WILL BE YOUR LAST.
“… while corporate profits have rebounded to their pre-recession heights, setting a record in the third quarter of 2011, corporate tax revenue has yet to follow suit…. Corporate tax revenue has plummeted for several reasons, but one of the big ones is the growth of deductions, loopholes, and...
Even more seriously.
Seriously.
Republicans have understood that for decades now, and that’s why the federal bench — including the Supreme Court — is almost unrecognizable to Democrats today.
We now have a candidate who wants to cut off welfare funding to black people running against a candidate who wants to lecture the NAACP on food stamps running against a candidate who has years of newsletters about the coming race war with his name on them running against a candidate whose family bought Niggerhead Ranch running against a candidate who made up a story about having to pull over to the side of the road because he was crying so hard when his church let black people join.
All of whom are running against the first black President of the United States.
Happy birfday, Norman!
This made my a.m. for some weird reason.
Slowly…almost there…just one more…step…DIE BITCH!
This is hilarious and I actually learned something in a minute and a half. Plus Vinnie is the man.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/ILxjxfB4zNk
PSA of the Day: The single greatest CPR instructional video starring Vinnie Jones and set to the Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive” you’ll see today, guaranteed.
[mefi.]
Haw haw lol.
Matt Romney says his dad Mitt will release his tax returns “as soon as” President Obama releases his birth certificate. Guess he hasn’t seen our mugs?
For Sian.
L. O. Muthafuckin' L.
Original Article
precious.
izismile
Omg are you a dog? Me too!!!! Wanna play, wanna play?
My eyes! The hotness! Gahhhhhhhhh......
If looks could really kill, then my profession would be staring. Via someecards
These are the Grover Norquist disciples who want to ‘drown government in the bathtub’ as Norquist, whose pledge they’ve all signed, famously said. Why? Because if they actually let government work, then people could have faith that government can work. In short, when your entire philosophy is that government is the problem, you make government the problem. Even conservative economists agree that unemployment benefits create jobs by allowing consumers to spend more money. Yet this conflicts with the Republicans’ predetermined ideology that no government action can help. Broad majorities agree that having millionaires pay their fair share in taxes would reduce our deficit, and allow us to invest in jobs. But apparently no amount of evidence can convince Republicans that our government can be part of the solution. The Republican philosophy goes something like this: If you take your car to the mechanic and instead of fixing it, they take out the engine and charge you an arm and a leg, you should conclude that mechanics can’t fix cars and you should probably just take yours to the junkyard and sell it for scrap metal. But the truth is; you probably just hired a bad mechanic.
Rep. Keith Ellison: If It Ain’t Broke, Break It
Ain't it the truth...ain't it the truth?!
As it turns out, cats aren’t nearly as good at parkour as dogs. *Like parkour with dogs, but with cats, because cats purr, so y’know…purrkour? Kiss my ass.
hahahahahahahaha. awesome. I'm just gonna sit here and watch this over and over today.
This is what I love.
Forest for the Trees (by russell.tomlin)
srsly.
About as plain as it can be said. h/t: JW
Um, chyah!
STOP CRACKING WISE WITH ME, PENDLETON. I’VE GOT SO MUCH DIRT ON YOU I COULD START A FARM. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WALKING THE BEAT AND TAKING BRIBES YOU’RE GOING TO TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ADKINS. THAT LOWLIFE’S TAKING THE HARD FALL AND YOU’RE GOING TO HELP ME PUSH HIM, YOU HEAR? THIS ISN’T POLICE BUSINESS TONIGHT. THIS IS PERSONAL.
NOW PAY THE WAITRESS AND LET’S TAKE A DRIVE. WE’RE GOING TO DO SOME GOOD FOR ONCE.