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Imagine

Slender Brothers protecting you from Slashers.

Offender sits up in your bed, your head and a pillow on his lap as you slowly relax into slumber. He promises you won't get any nasty surprises. You won't dream at all. He'll be right there, inside your head all night- and he'll beat the crap out of any nightmares that try to creep under your covers. Just close your eyes, cupcake, I got ya covered.

Jason might be undead, but there's not much he can do buried 15 feet under ground. Slender always has been and always will be the king of the forest, and while you're under his protection no harm will come to you- much less from a mommas boy toting an independent brain the size of a peanut. Now go get rid of those Blair Witch wannabes like I told you 10 minutes ago. I'm not going to do everything around here Y/N.

Splendor loves all sorts of creatures, from all walks of life all over the world. Two legs, four legs, wheels, fishtails... He just believes that- Everything and everyone born here, belongs here. ... But he does struggle with that unnatural little cabbage patch kid Chucky. Such rotten evil hidden away inside misleading, innocent packaging- and worse, trying to hurt you? He doesn't mind isolating Chucky on a little row boat in the middle of the ocean as a time out for a while- for your peace of mind.

No fashion challenged freak of nature is going to scare you out of town, much less hurt you- not with Trender on the watch. When Michael inevidably sneaks into your apartment Halloween night, he's there waiting to swiftly remove an important beating organ and stash it away in a nearby jack-o-lantern. In the morning he has breakfast for you and cautions to darling, dont look in that one pumpkin for now.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

Soooo fucking true!

“My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me in this mundane and ordinary world; it’s that I want to join them in their extraordinary one”

-unknown

Do you have any hc of the crew preferences for their s/o? (For example if they would prefer them older/younger,chubby/thin,blonde/brunette,funny/serious etc...)

PSA: YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR OWN WAYS! There is nothing wrong with who you are and I find it super important to embrace your uniqueness! There's only one of you so please, never apologize for being you ^~^

Flug:

~ I feel like Flug really doesn't care about what his s/o looks like he wears a paper bag for crying out loud

~ However, he loves freckles (I can see it as a kink/turn on for him)

~ He doesn't care if you shave or not, any sort of physical contact is good enough for him

~ He loves the chub, good hugs bring up his mood when things go to hell

~ As far as age goes, he likes to date someone either 3 years younger or older, so there's not a huge age gap

Demencia:

~ Gotta be sophisticated and proper so it balances out her chaotic energy

~ She loooves piercings and tattoos, each thing is a story and that's important to her

~ She's also got a thing for scars, it proves that you not only got hurt you survived

~ Hey if you have dyed hair, that's great! But she's a sucker for black hair

~ I can see Dem being REALLY into muscles

Black Hat:

~ Everyone is gonna be younger than him so he doesn't care about age (unless they're like a child)

~ He prefers a quiet being, but doesn't mind a rambunctious person too much He lives with Dem, he has to deal with it

~ He LOVES red/ginger hair, it's so rare to see someone with it so you'll literally be his rare gem

~ He's a sucker for blue, green, hazel, brown and gray eyes (if you have multicolors or two different colors, he's gonna MELT)

~ Gotta have nice lips, he loves a person that wears lipstick especially a bright red one ooh la la~!

((Also give love to Blitzy Blitzwing for making that sexy ass gif))

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

could we get nsfw headcanons for the horned king from the black cauldron, pretty please? :^)))

Hmmm, let me see!~ Since you asked so nicely. This should be interesting… 

is it weird this NSFW ban has actually made me more enthusiastic to write NSFW? 

I hope this is good! 

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Okay, so, I can say with utter certainty after assessing many photos of this demonish creature, that he does in fact, have skin and muscle. Which I hadn’t thought before since I’ve only seen this movie once(Really should rectify that, as it looks super cute). So he has a dick. Great. Makes this easier. 

Although he doe shave one, though, he prefers to give, funnily enough. 

And let me tell you, The Horned King is secretly a dirty little male slut. Excuse my words. But that is what he is and I couldn’t come up with anything nicer. 

He loves dealing blow jobs where he will deep throat you(And he’s got a really long tongue, absolutely covering your manhood with his saliva) while looking up at you with the dirtiest, most seductive of looks. 

Just imagine. Him down there sucking you off and looking up at you with those deep, ruby red, glowing eyes of his. 

Also loves fingering and playing with your pussy with his tongue. (Again, while looking up at you sitting his thrown, preferably) 

Very bossy during sex. 

Is not afraid to do you in any place, and any position possible. 

Actually, he loves doing it in front of people. 

Favourite place to do it is on the thrown. 

Loves you to call him ‘Master’ or ‘All Powerful one’. The more narcissistic really, the better. 

Its a total turn on for him if you tug at his horns. 

This is the rare money moomin . Reblog and money will come your way !

The sweet sweet angst I promised.