SOUND ON For The Cutest Meows 🤎

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so is alistair crump looking for a 4th wife cause i’m right here

Do you have any hc of the crew preferences for their s/o? (For example if they would prefer them older/younger,chubby/thin,blonde/brunette,funny/serious etc...)

PSA: YOU'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL IN YOUR OWN WAYS! There is nothing wrong with who you are and I find it super important to embrace your uniqueness! There's only one of you so please, never apologize for being you ^~^

Flug:

~ I feel like Flug really doesn't care about what his s/o looks like he wears a paper bag for crying out loud

~ However, he loves freckles (I can see it as a kink/turn on for him)

~ He doesn't care if you shave or not, any sort of physical contact is good enough for him

~ He loves the chub, good hugs bring up his mood when things go to hell

~ As far as age goes, he likes to date someone either 3 years younger or older, so there's not a huge age gap

Demencia:

~ Gotta be sophisticated and proper so it balances out her chaotic energy

~ She loooves piercings and tattoos, each thing is a story and that's important to her

~ She's also got a thing for scars, it proves that you not only got hurt you survived

~ Hey if you have dyed hair, that's great! But she's a sucker for black hair

~ I can see Dem being REALLY into muscles

Black Hat:

~ Everyone is gonna be younger than him so he doesn't care about age (unless they're like a child)

~ He prefers a quiet being, but doesn't mind a rambunctious person too much He lives with Dem, he has to deal with it

~ He LOVES red/ginger hair, it's so rare to see someone with it so you'll literally be his rare gem

~ He's a sucker for blue, green, hazel, brown and gray eyes (if you have multicolors or two different colors, he's gonna MELT)

~ Gotta have nice lips, he loves a person that wears lipstick especially a bright red one ooh la la~!

((Also give love to Blitzy Blitzwing for making that sexy ass gif))

Help please!💮

I really hate to ask, but I can’t afford to eat the rest of this week, I haven’t been eating all week, and I know this isn’t healthy. If anyone could help me out, I’d appreciate it so so much. Even if you can’t donate, if you could share this, I’d be just as happy! Thank you so so much in advance!

Here’s my cashapp: $HusselHobbs

Can relate to that!

@slashingdisneypasta

People with "weird" or obscure f/os are the best actually

PSA for animal friends

It’s holiday season which means there will be a lot of impulse bought pets that will get abandoned right after the party ends. That’s a very blunt and sad statement but sadly it’s incredibly true and if you work in rescue or in any sort of animal shelter you’re probably already preparing for this upcoming time.

My rescuer friends are preparing for literally hundreds of cats and dogs in January, not even counting the smaller pets like hamsters, guinea pigs, bunnys, etc. Last year one of them had 600 hamsters in January… 600. And no, that’s not from all across the country, that’s just in his city. He had bunnys in shoeboxes thrown over their fence at night and a pregnant guinea pig in the trash bin,

That’s why i’m asking you: When you take out the trash and there’s a closed cardboard box (or straight up a pet cage) that rustles please take a few seconds of your time to open it and look inside. When you see a nervous dog tied up somewhere, wait a few minutes and if no owner comes contact somebody (police, local shelter).

I know this has nothing to do with my blog but this is very important to me and i want to spread this message. If this is too long for you please just copy and share the bolded text! Thank you

Marriage headcanons for The Horned King please? 👀👀

*banging pots and pans together in a cavern somewhere* ANON YOUR MIND-

Let's get this Lich a harem STAT here we go:

The Horned King Marriage Headcannons

I think, after he manages to recover from the revelation that yes, you BOTH want to tie the knot and he's not daydreaming in a cellar full of skeletons right now, I think he would want two ceremonies.

The first ceremony is for the kingdoms.

He IS a royal and a threat at large to his neighbours - guests are not invited so much as made at sword point to attend. Those that dawdle or don't show are next on the invasion list.

Your chosen guests/family get a distinctively less threatening welcome but he won't stand for even well meaning questioning of your union. So , uh, warn them beforehand k?

He would want you to match. It's a wedding and coronation in one, a second throne atop the dias securing your position as Queen.

I don't know who the Fuck would officiate this or even condone it, but any alterations or plans you have are gladly accepted. He's never done this before, what even is tradition, send help.

He spends months pouring over his vows. He does not take this lightly.

Has a dress created for you that threatens to dislocate his jaw when he sees you wearing it. How are you his, again? You're perfect-

Won't even think to upgrade his own look until you mention it. Time to crack out his old armour...

Flower goblin Creeper because he does not trust the foul little thing with something as precious as the rings.

Instead the rings are hung around the gwythents necks. Badass entrance and execution.

The second ceremony, once the first is said and done, is done alone.

This is the one that means so much more. The first was a declaration, this is the promise.

The vows are quiet but ring in your ears as he whispers them, your foreheads pressed together, hands entwined.

"I will persist as long as you do, my dear." He gently raises your hand to his empty chest, eyes scarlet but not with fire. "Be it one lifetime, or a thousand more."

The Horned King from the Black Cauldron

Literally all the Disney Villains have kink inducing voices. I dare you to find me one I don’t like. 

well how about headcanons for thrax have a shy s/o?

Thrax loves to get you all flustered

If you ever start to feel uncomfortable or overwhelmed, he'll help you get out of that situation.

(I'm sorry but that's literally all I could think of😅 if anyone wants to add to this, go ahead and reblog this.)

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!