Cucumber Doodle He's Got Such A Big New World Ahead Of Him

Improper use of IMMORTAL

Phil's love for Tallulah is greater than his dislike for these penguins :')

I know they can’t hug but they deserve it

Kinda sus that the feds randomly gave q!Phil a backpack. Feels like the enderking is involved because it's dark purple and that's his color scheme. If the feds actually gave him a backpack I feel like it would not be colored at all.

This side-plot is everything!

the honda odyssey, huh?

little astrologist out here saving humanity

i wake up and i think about project hail mary. i eat breakfast and i think about project hail mary. i go to school and i think about project hail mary. i listen to music and i think about project hail mary. i breathe and i think about project hail mary. i go home and i think about project hail mary. i do homework and i think about project hail mary. i talk with my friends and i think about project hail mary. i go to sleep and i dream about project hail mary. LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT ITS BEEN TWO AND A HALF YEARS LET ME OUTTTT

i am project hail mary at this point. my gender is project hail mary. my being is secretly eridian. every single thing i say is secretly a project hail mary reference. i cant EXIST without thinking about project hail mary.

post-enchantment under the sea thoughts

happy 5 to whoever celebrates (me)