(Yea that's my actual name)Hella extroverted tbhPansexual?? I guess?? 🌺🍋🐟She/they but I lowkey dgafunderstanding other people's strife enjoyerbig on looking at things from a different perspectivetrying to make my life extraordinary
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Hannibal would 100% go feral when Will wears his stuff and smells like him and you can’t tell me otherwise
I love this because I think that after the first time they sleep together Will borrows clean clothes from Hannibal and he realizes he doesn’t have many shirts or looser pants that aren’t pjs, so he buys “himself” more clothes conveniently in Will’s style and size, somehow his washing machine is always malfunctioning so Will has to wear his clothes to work where Beverly absolutely teases him about why he owns $5,000 flannel shirts from Bottega Veneta.
if I were her I would prolly do that too tbh😭
After Abigail learns about the girls and their likes, after her father kills them, she'll do something in their memory. For example, watch the favourite movie of one girl, trying crochet because one girl said she loved to do it in her spare time. Elise said she likes train rides? She finds a ceramic of a train in a second hand shop and keeps it on display in her room. She wants to keep some part of these girls alive within her, even if she's luring them to their deaths
Episode 8. I need MatPat to figure out if you could turn a person into a cello. THAT IS THE FILM THEORY I WANT! Anyway, Franklin comes back in this episode. Another fun fact, I work in dentistry, and I did not know Catgut was real animal innards. My instructors left that little tidbit out. I love that Hannibal is offered friendship by Franklin, his little fanboy patient. Lecter is so annoyed by it, he just could not care less. Then Tobias, who is also a deadly psychopath, Hannibal seems just as bothered. It's great. Tobias swinging around that wire tool thing, looked a little silly. It was giving weeb kid busting out their special attack. I did appreciate men in suits beating the Hell out of each other. Also Will and Alana kiss, it's whatever, I feel no chemistry between them.
Episode 9
Abigail finally comes back, she's haunted by the man she killed and is going to write a book about the murders with Freddie. We learn that Freddie is a smug vegetarian. I just know this woman fat-shames people. She eats half a cutie orange and just gushes about how full she is. I'll fight this woman in a parking lot. Also, Abigail did help father capture girls for him to kill. I won't lie I lost a lot of sympathy for Abigail. However, It makes sense that Hannibal would be so interested in her. I think he sees Abigail and Will as kindred spirits, in his own way. Yet, he still views them as things to be played with.
Human totem poll. It was such a good design. The skulls are the corners.
Episode 10
Skin just slipping off the body. It got me. It's the little things that get me. Just slid off her like a rubber glove.
Hannibal has an interesting way of treating his friends. I think lying to Will about his encephalitis, is an attempt on his part to keep him close. He wants will, but I don't think Hannibal is capable of seeing other humans as, well people. I think he views them more like animals, something he can control.
Every time Will has an episode he runs to Hannibal. So it is working, if Will was well, he might spend less time with him. Hannibal's own psychiatrist mentions that he needs someone who deserves his friendship. I think this may be a way for him to test Will.
Bisected head. I cannot praise the SFX makeup enough.
Episode 10
This might be my favorite episode of the season. Being awake during your own dissection, grizzly. The tongues pulled through the slit necks. Simple, and very effective. I like seeing Freddie have that smug grin wiped off her face. I was bothered that Alana was put into protective custody, but Chilton was not. Like, he was the guy who messed with the serial killer, of course, he was going to get got.
They seemed so surprised, y'all are FBI agents pull it together.
Hugh Darcy does a great job, acting like someone on the brink. Another fun fact, they often use baby oil to make actors look sweaty. Hugh was probably swimming in the stuff.
Three more episodes. That I will post about later, and give my feelings on the first season as a whole.
(VOLUME WARNING) they got into a fight
If I don't see a hannibal s4 announcement soon I'm going to cry
(This is not a threat its emotional manipulation)
Reblog to kill it faster
You know you're a true slasher fucker if you have a thing for Billy Lenz. You never see this man's full face even once and you only hear him talk through weird ramblings and obscene phone calls but you're still like "yeah, he could stab me and I'd be perfectly ok with that."
first few billy doobles ever cuz i HATE him (he grew on me overnight)
now, would you stomp on it for 10 billion dolar ?
ITS REALLY FUCKING LATE BUT MERRY FUCKING XMAS AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN YIPIII
For a funny content, I was wondering what kind of cat Jason would be. Since I'm a future crazy lady, I ended up with a raggedy maincoon
Reading her body himself
"i'd be the final girl" "i'd be the slasher" yeah well i would be the harbinger of doom. you drive by me i'm sitting in a chair at a gas station yelling that you're all going to die. i get an angsty half lit shot to add foreshadowing as i give a dramatic warning that you shouldn't enter this town unless you want to leave it in a body bag.
Here me out, imagine,
Knowing Billy Lenz as a childhood friend before he mysteriously disappeared without saying anything to you. He would rarely get to leave the house but when he did it was always because of school. Sometimes he was able to lie to get to see you a little longer. Those times were spent at your guys favorite park playing with the little daisies in the field. You always knew something was wrong in his home life. Since he would have to hide you from everything. Sometimes he would share his favorite books with you since school was is only way to access the outside world, he loved reading Shakespeare in English. So he would tell you about it when you guys would walk home. And whenever he came to school upset or with a black eye, you would pass him little encouraging sweet notes to lighten his mood s little bit. That he kept all those years.
And if your joined the sorority? When you pick up the phone. You recognize his voice instantly. No matter if he is garbling nonsense or talking in seven voices. You just know. With you, he always speaks in his real voice. The whole reason why he escaped the mental hospital is because wanted to see you again.
Hello lovely!!
I was wondering if I could request some headcannons! I’ve been meaning to reach out to you because your writing is splendid and you’re on my blog a lot too!! Could I request some soft Billy Lenz with his s/o hcs?
I hope you’re having a wonderful day! ♥︎♥︎
- @slasherb1tch
OMG AHAJDJSHS I really did spend a hell of a lot of time on ur blog huh 😭 and TYSM!!! you're literally so sweet <333 that means sm coming from a blog I admire!!! I hope this is good ❤️
format: headcanons... ofc.
warnings: none! but not fully proofread and it's 6am as I start this lol
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To start this off I have to say: Billy may act in a certain way, but he is totally inexperienced relationship wise. He's overjoyed to be with you, don't get me wrong! He just needs a few days to settle.
By now you've already shown him an incredible amount of patience. You and he had liked each other and had something undefined, but he wasn't catching any of your very blatant "hints" and went wide eyed when you'd compliment him or etc.
It's all very new, but I assure you when he's fully able to comprehend what you both have now, you're going to be showered in his affection!
He also expects to be showered in yours too <3
He does have limits though. Sometimes touching him is off the table. He doesn't even want to hug you, but he'll sit on the couch or in bed with you and just.... Soak in your presence.
I think you and Billy spend most of your time cuddling. Sometimes he can't stay off you and just clings to you like a koala bear-
just you and him on the couch, and him nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.
Bonus points if you're ticklish and giggle at this. It's likely to spur on him doing it more to get you to laugh, or even end in a full tickle fight.
He's definitely ticklish too. It's kinda cute when he curls into a ball and screeches as he attempts to protect himself from your attack-
He's both protective and possessive to certain extents
You're just so wonderful to him! And he's insecure, but he doesn't really know that
All he knows is that his chest gets tight and he feels queasy when you have guests over, or you bring up that you had gotten hit on while you were out of the house
if this was Brahms, he'd throw a fit.
But it isn't. Billy is still upset and can be pretty emotional and chaotic, but he isn't about to destroy things
"You aren't going to... leave billy, are you?"
Maybe you're not so surprised by the change in Billy's mood, by now you're probably used to it even-
Just take his face in your hands and tell him you're his. You're never going to leave because you love him
He'll grab onto your wrists and kiss the palms of your hands. All he can do is nod at your words.
If you've had a rough day or some form of chronic illness/pain, Billy would be very willing to try and massage your pain away
or kiss it better!
it's silly and even he probably knows it doesn't work, but it's so sweet that you can't help but smile :(
"Do you feel better? need more kisses from billy?"
But now if he gets banged up in the attic or anywhere around the house, he needs immediate kisses! Help y/n, he's gonna die!! Kiss him rn!!!
If you happen to show affection via biting like some people do (or maybe you just have urges to bite people) Billy would be very receptive. Confused, but as long as you don't bite hard he's ok <3
"....What are you doing?"
Just don't catch him off guard with it. He'll probably complain then
Play with his hair. Do it.
it instantly puts him to sleep omfg....
I also feel like a cherished gesture of his is back kisses.... Whether he's kissing your back or you're kissing his, he loves it. It's tender and either of you say a word.
He does it when he spoons you and wants you to do the same 🥺
Totally loves any pets you have. Verye energetic and keeps trying to get your dog to howl. Or cradles your cat like a baby and baby talks it
Have any snakes or insects? Oh my god he's gonna be so intrigued. infodump on him, he loves it
have like a... lizard or something? yeah that mf is gonna ride billy around the house on his head. If it's small, anyways.
Paint his nails <3
somehow, I feel like Billy is an underrated character. I see plenty of content for him, but a lot of it is purely smutty. We need more soft Billy!