Happy Valentine’s Day From James And Lily :)

Harry: So today, Snape pointed at me with his wand

James: And?

Harry: He said, “There is an idiot at the end of this wand”

Lily: He called you an idiot?!

Harry: Well, I got detention for asking “Which end?”

James: *sobbing* That’s my son

*Sirius Black voice*: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?

*Remus Lupin voice*: GO TO SLEEP SIRIUS

enemy: i have kidnapped your friend.

lily: and i assume you want me to pay ransom to get him back?

enemy: no, i will pay YOU to take him back.

snape from a tent behind them: tie it tighter, i can still feel the bloodflow!

"Evans and Potter," sneered Mulciber, stepping towards them. The other Slytherins followed. "Beauty and the beast, if you will." 

"Now, now," said James; "I wouldn't call Evans a beast."

James: Rules were made to be broken, Moony.

Remus: Nothing was made to be broken. That doesn't even make sense.

Sirius: Piñatas.

Lily: Glowsticks.

Sirius & Lily: *High five*

Sirius Black the Drama Queen

"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.

The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.

"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.

"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.

"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.

"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.

"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."

"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.

Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"

"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."

Ok so I found this really cute picture on Pintrest.... I’ll paste the link here.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/336362665904795359/

sirius black

oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry

just thoughts

only thirty days until james and lily’s untimely death halloween