Looks Like They Could Kill You, Could Actually Kill You: Lily Evans

Sirius: Couldn't help but notice you've spent a staggering amount of time with Evans lately.

James: *rolls eyes*

Sirius: No need to look like a deer in headlights. I'm just stating a fact

James: *rolls eyes again*

James: THE DEER PUNS STOP NOW

Sirius: You're positively fawning over her

Sirius: *grins*

James: If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a new best friend

Sirius: Oi! Where are you going? You've got man's best friend right here!

James: *makes a rude hand gesture at Sirius*

Remus: You're really in the doghouse, Padfoot

Peter: Yeah. You better watch out, or Prongs'll replace your shampoo with flea dip again

Sirius: Okay, oka — wait, what do you mean AGAIN?

hi!!! im looking for a jily fic but i cant find it ANYWHERE so i wondered if you know the fic im talking about?? james leaves a gift for a lily in her dorm everyday (think it’s a flower?) and then one day he doesn’t and because of that her entire day goes wrong. she gets up late, runs out of shampoo etc etc it’s just a really bad day. so she gets really frustrated and the end of the day she stands up on the table in the great hall and shouts and james because he has worked his way into her routine and now he has messed it up and she doesn’t like it when her routine is messed up. she ends up asking him out in front of everyone ((: do you know what fic im talking about and do you have a link?

hiiii i don't think i do :( answering publicly incase anyone else does have an answer to this they want to shout!

You're a LyCANthrope, not a LyCAN'Thrope

James Potter to Remus Lupin at some point

remus lupin

[before being interrogated by the police]

Remus: Sirius, don't say a word.

Sirius:...

Sirius: Fergalicious

Remus: I said no words

Sirius: oH I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble it's not a word and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you

The Marauders After Getting Detention

James: Oh deer

Sirius: Dog gone it

Peter: Rats

Remus: I was un-a-were that these would be the consequences

*muffled giggling*

hi. happy jily day. if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the corner, sobbing my eyes out.

Sirius Black the Drama Queen

"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.

The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.

"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.

"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.

"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.

"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.

"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."

"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.

Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"

"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."

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hi blvnk! thank you so much for the jily art recently! in the 3rd harry potter movie, snape said james was strutting around hogwarts and harry was like no he wasnt. i think james TOTALLY would strut. what do you think?