McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black?
Peter: Doing stuff.
McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin?
Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing stuff.
McGonagall: Mr. Potter?
Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.
McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?
Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.
what's a crackship that you wrote/read ab and now genuinely ship on otp level? mine's harry/tonks HAHAHAA
OKAY WAIT.
THIS FEELS TARGETED BC I JUST STARTED SHIPPING REGULUS/JAMES, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT.
Okay first of all: Regulames Blotter? LOOOOL
Second: the fics for this ship are so good?? Pls write more of these bc now all I can imagine is the power couple James and Regulus would be.
"Okay," Remus said slowly, making sure his friends were following along. "Let's go over this one more time. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venemous. Got it?"
"I think so. . ." James said, trailing off uncertainly.
"Wait! I have a few questions!" Sirius yelped. "What if I bite it and it dies?"
"That means you're poisonous," Remus responded dryly.
"What if it bites itself and I die?" Sirius asked.
"That's voodoo."
"Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?"
Remus was starting to get annoyed. "That's correlation, not causation."
"All right, but what if I bite it, and neither one of us die?"
"That's. . . kinky?" Remus said uncertainly. Peter laughed.
another commissioned pic for Lisa, thank you so much! ❤
James in one of his first matches ever, being a huge dork
Peter: I never know what to say to people at funerals.
Sirius: Oh, just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and then move on.
*a minute later*
Peter: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.
Jily passing notes in class in 7th year
Jily getting caught by McGonagall and told to read it out loud and everyone thinking it'd be all cute and adorable now that they're dating but the first sentences go:
"Hey. Ging, go to Hogsmeade with me."
"We're dating you bum. of course i m going with you. Got to make sure you don't fall on your face since you're that clumsy"
"I'm quite coordinated actually. In the air, on the ground, in a bed ;)"
Jily snickering as the class laughs and McGonagall never asking them to read out their notes out loud again.
I genuinely feel like Harry on Felix Felicis is what James was like 24/7
Hello genuine question but who has the fandom collectively decided on for the young Peter fancast
This is a very cute fanfilm that I would highly reccomend watching if you have some time during break :)