Probably Every Single Class That James & Sirius Had Together

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- Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs -

My dumbass: Woah wish we could have seen how that whole shrieking shack prank in the movie

Babysitting At The Potters'

Lily: I just wanted to thank you guys for taking care of Harry tonight.

Sirius: Mhmm.

Lily: I mean, I just really appreciate it, you know?

Remus: Oh... thats...

Lily: Just to have a night free of stress and worry... Thanks, you two.

Sirius: Oh, don't thank us.

Remus: No really, DO NOT thank us.

Lily: Wait— what?

James: WHY IS THERE A MURAL DEDICATED TO PADFOOT ON OUR LIVING ROOM WALL

Sirius: Moony. Grab the irreversible crayons and run.

McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black?

Peter: Doing stuff.

McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin?

Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing stuff.

McGonagall: Mr. Potter?

Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?

Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

James (chanting over a bubbling cauldron with a witch hat on): Chaos, mischief, terror, fright

Sirius (chanting with a witch hat on): Sun, moon, day, and night

Remus (chanting with a witch hat on): Rat, dog, wolf, and stag

Peter (chanting with a witch hat on): Four Marauders, a sickly Victorian child, and red headed hag

Lily (snatching her witch hat off): Screw you. This is the last time I hang out with you guys

Regulus (adjusting his hat): Yeah, she’s right. Is this all necessary? Also, I’m not sickly or Victorian. I’m from London you dolt

James: You guys wanted to be Marauders. This is the initiation ceremony. And put the hats back on, you’re ruining the aesthetic

Peter: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Sirius: Oh, just say "I'm sorry for your loss" and then move on.

*a minute later*

Peter: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.

PSA. (perhapsarat on tumblr + instagram)

Ah yes…October…a time for bonfires, cozy sweaters, Hocus Pocus, carving pumpkins & wearing black to mourn the premature deaths of James and Lily Potter

A Conversation that Definitely Happened Between Sirius & Remus

Sirius: So, we still on for tonight?

Remus: You mean tonight, the night when I painfully turn into a werewolf and you try to stop me from killing others while trying to stay alive yourself?

Sirius: Yeah...

Remus: Obviously