Where Did These Ideas About The Marauders Even Come From Like We Know About 0.3% About Them From The

oh my god y’all in honor of christmas why don’t we just collectively imagine our deer james turning into a stag and wearing a red nose while pretending to be rudolph for harry

hi. happy jily day. if anyone needs me, i’ll be in the corner, sobbing my eyes out.

Sirius Black the Drama Queen

"Professor McGonagall!" Sirius yelled.

The whole class turned around in their seats to stare at him.

"What is it, Mr. Black?" Professor McGonagall asked, sounding weary.

"I have to be taken to the hospital wing immediately!" Sirius cried dramatically.

"May I ask why?" Professor McGonagall asked in the same tone as before.

"I have a paper cut!" Sirius whimpered. The class broke out in laughter.

"Mr. Black, I really don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."

"GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD," Sirius said even more dramatically, kneeling on the floor.

Professor McGonagall had to try hard to hide her laughter. What a drama queen Sirius was. She tried to subdue him. "Mr. Black--"

"TELL JAMES'S PARENTS I LOVE THEM."

A Conversation that Definitely Happened Between Sirius & Remus

Sirius: So, we still on for tonight?

Remus: You mean tonight, the night when I painfully turn into a werewolf and you try to stop me from killing others while trying to stay alive yourself?

Sirius: Yeah...

Remus: Obviously

All of the Marauders in a car, absolutely wankered because “oh sure people are not supposed to drive drunk - it said nothing about WIZARDS driving drunk!” Of course they're pulled over and when the officer reaches the car there's a huge fucking stag at the wheel, a wolf-dog in the back with a rat sat on its head and a furious Remus Lupin in the passenger seat. "I can't - *sigh* - I really can't explain this."

"What's this?" Lily asked aloud, picking up the folded piece of parchment from the floor. It was blank on both sides. She tried prodding it with her wand, but nothing happened.

"Specialis Revelio!" she whipered.

Again, nothing happened.

Frustrated, Lily tried speaking to it instead. "My name is Lily Evans."

At once, jet black writing began spreading across the map. Lily squinted to try and make out the words.

Mr. Moony would like to ask Lily if she could put the map down now before things get crazy.

Mr. Padfoot would like to tell Lily not to put the map down because he's quite looking forward to Mr. Prongs pooping his pants.

Mr. Moony would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to be quiet.

Mr. Wormtail would like to tell Lily that her hair looks nice today and would also like to ask if Mr. Prongs is doing okay.

Mr. Prongs is not doing okay.

Mr. Padfoot would like to ask Lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often.

Mr. Prongs would like to say that Mr. Padfoot is an arse and would also like to ask Lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named James Potter.

Mr. Mooony would like to slam his head against the wall.

What is going on? Lily wondered as more writing appeared on the surface of the map.

Mr. Wormtail still thinks that Lily should put this parchment down and walk away.

Mr. Prongs does not want Lily to put this down as he's still waiting for an answer about that whole James Potter thing.

Mr. Padfoot is having the time of his life.

Mr. Padfoot would also like to add that this James fellow seems like an awful human being that smells like dung. Or, at least, that's Mr. Padfoot's impression.

Mr. Prongs would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to SHUT UP.

Mr. Moony apologizes to Lily.

Mr. Prongs would like to say that James Potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and Mr. Prongs has heard that James would make a wonderful boyfriend.

Mr. Padfoot thinks Mr. Prongs is good at being subtle.

Mr. Prongs thinks Mr. Padfoot should go shove his head up his abnormally large arse.

sirius black

James and Lily on their first date and Lily can’t seem to understand why James gets pissed off when he sees a black stray dog sitting outside the Three Broomsticks wagging his tail.

Ok so I found this really cute picture on Pintrest.... I’ll paste the link here.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/336362665904795359/

The Marauders going through wedding photos

*picture of james and lily*

James: So this is me and my wife

*picture of james and sirius*

Remus: This is James and his other wife

*picture of james and his broom*

Lily: And this is James and his other other wife