Remus, the night before leaving for Hogwarts:
James and Sirius:
James: Rules were made to be broken, Moony.
Remus: Nothing was made to be broken. That doesn't even make sense.
Sirius: Piñatas.
Lily: Glowsticks.
Sirius & Lily: *High five*
what's a crackship that you wrote/read ab and now genuinely ship on otp level? mine's harry/tonks HAHAHAA
OKAY WAIT.
THIS FEELS TARGETED BC I JUST STARTED SHIPPING REGULUS/JAMES, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT.
Okay first of all: Regulames Blotter? LOOOOL
Second: the fics for this ship are so good?? Pls write more of these bc now all I can imagine is the power couple James and Regulus would be.
with all of this (deserved) andrew garfield hype lately, let’s not forget to remind everyone of his true multi-persona origin: being fancast as marauders-era remus lupin on tumblr in 2013
"Okay," Remus said slowly, making sure his friends were following along. "Let's go over this one more time. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venemous. Got it?"
"I think so. . ." James said, trailing off uncertainly.
"Wait! I have a few questions!" Sirius yelped. "What if I bite it and it dies?"
"That means you're poisonous," Remus responded dryly.
"What if it bites itself and I die?" Sirius asked.
"That's voodoo."
"Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?"
Remus was starting to get annoyed. "That's correlation, not causation."
"All right, but what if I bite it, and neither one of us die?"
"That's. . . kinky?" Remus said uncertainly. Peter laughed.
marauders: we’re just so cool and rebellious
marauders: spend hours upon hours in the library meticulously studying hogwarts, sketching maps, researching magic way beyond their age level
marauders: skool sux get rekt filch
Remus creates the Personally Victimized by Sirius' STUPID PUNS club and almost all of Hogwarts shows up to the first meeting