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Man, fuck you

Un-Kinito’s your Kinitopet

Okay since I’m behind on dukeciet week, I offer:

Old art dump :)

(It’s Dukeciet if you squint lmao)

Obsessed with Janus blepping I swear I have more drawings of it somewhere

Long hair Janus >>>

All the better to pull

Woo!! Major test completed, three day weekend here I come >:)

hello dark mode users :)

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Edit: Check reblogs for finished Day 4!!

Finished day 4 of #dukecietweek will be delayed (sadge)

Here’s the wip tho (happ)

:)

This was a bit rushed but I had fun making it anyway :)

@dukeceit-week-2024 Day Three:

🐀Rats🐀

(pspsp @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , @dukeceitweek )

Twf your boyfriend/husband/snek gets you like 7 rats because you asked for a pet

“Janussss I love them!!”

“I know, dear.”

Different versions and Notes under the cut!

Unfiltered

Supersaturated

Artist’s notes <3

- Janus is wearing Remus’ crop top…notice how big it is on him :)

- Janus is wearing leg warmers and Roman’s Christmas socks

- Remus is just straight up in his boxers lmao

- Rats!! In the hat!!

- I’ve completely been forgetting to add Remus’ scars but. Now they’re here

- Remus has nips dw, the x’s are just an artistic choice

- They probably stole the Mindscape’s living room

- Did I mention !! Janus sweater paws !!!

Askgstlj thank you everyone for all the love for my Dukecietweek day one 💙💙

Anyhow, here

@dukeceit-week-2024 Day Two:

🚙 Road trip/Roadkill 🐿️

(pspsp @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , @dukeceitweek )

“I think I’ll name him… ✨Stefan✨”

“Sounds lovely, dear.”

PSA: don’t. don’t pick up roadkill with your bare hands lmao

Unedited version and Notes under the cut!

Unedited version

Unimportant notes that I just wanted to share and details I wanted to point out :))

- Janus summoned a third arm

- Janus is using said third arm to hold Remus’ (bloody) hand

- Remus braided Janus’ hair!! (That’s why it’s messy)

- Remus almost jumped out of the car to grab ‘Stefan’

- Stefan is a horribly mangled up squirrel (roadkill)

- Janus also might have purposefully ran it over so Remus would have a toy and stop swatting at the steering wheel

- Janus wears a seatbelt. Remus does not

- Janus is a safe driver, look at him, he’s looking at his boyfriend/husband/creature through the mirror instead of fully turning :)) (would absolutely be speeding quicker than Flash himself)

- Janus has blood on him because he couldn’t resist helping Remus (though those are his only pair of gloves…)

- Remus has canonically worn those shorts (at least in Thomas’ photoshoots)

- remus get your fucking feet OFF of the dashboar

- I was originally gonna make them driving away from cops (“your honor, they’re boyfriends”)

@dukeceit-week-2024 Day One:

🌻Sunflowers🌻

(pspsps @imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper , btw your pfp is amazing lmao)

First actual art event I’ve ever joined and I’m really excited :)

I love these goobers sm

Different versions under the cut!

Unfiltered

Superfiltered

how do you f ucken draw sunflowers,,,

ASKDJ I ALREAYD FORGOT ABOYT DUKECIET WEEK ?????

ASKDJ I ALREAYD FORGOT ABOYT DUKECIET WEEK ?????

Imagine fucking sucking at Mario Kart

@/ you know who you are

im sorry a oussy does

what?

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

Every time you think he’s done, he keeps going..

Bro I aspire to be him, let alone work for him.

The sheer talent this man has,

like

what??

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

The Imminent Destruction of Janus Sanders

Literally just Dukeciet (and Roman being a Dramatic Bitch™️)

Under the cut:

- Janus and Remus, separate

- Different versions of Remus’ outfit

- A photo and description of this great fanfic (tumblr isn’t letting me link links >:( )

Also warning for the fanfic: it’s Remus. There’s Remus. It gets a lil nsfw lmao, so proceed with caution (but the fic itself is really really great :])

“The Imminent Destruction of Janus Sanders”

by beau_and_aro, januses_season_two_sarcasm (beau_and_aro)

10,031 words, 3 chapters, literally just Dukeciet and Roman failing to make Prinxiety sail lmao

VIBRATES IN EXCITEMENT.

HELLO ALL. I've decided I'm going to attempt to host an event week this year because I really love these two and they've been on my mind a lot lately! I'm thinking of making a spicy version of the prompts so if you're interested please pipe up somewhere on this post and I'll tag you on it when/if I make it because I will NOT be putting that in the main tags. Please message me/shoot me an ask if you have any questions! I look forward to seeing everyone a little closer to time! IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A black, green and yellow image, mostly composed of text that reads: Dukeceit Week 2024. April 6th-13th.

6 Sunflowers/Ocean

7 Road trip/Roadkill

8 Cats/Rats

9 Teeth/ Hair

10 Cowboys/Bootleggers

11 Body-swap/ Sharing Clothes

12 Coffee Shop/Dive Bar

13 Antiquing/Free Day

#Dukeceitweek2024.

End ID.

Pardon?

Birmfday

Outing myself as a horrid little ut au fan lmao /affectionate

(I totally didn’t forget yesterday and totally didn’t just whip this up in like five mins. Nah why would you think that…)

Crisp version under the cut :)

Birmfday

Outing myself as a horrid little ut au fan lmao /affectionate

(I totally didn’t forget yesterday and totally didn’t just whip this up in like five mins. Nah why would you think that…)

Crisp version under the cut :)

T,,titty cheese,,,

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

I

UH

H U H

MY FIRST POST WAS LIKE YESTERDAY?????

So basically…

I feel like deceit will just drink a “cup” of coffee every day but it’s a huge cup of coffee like a comedicaly large cup and drinks like a gallon of coffee latter and he just goes ballistic for a couple of hours ((strangehead cannon I know but I thought it was funny))

deceit: yea I only drink one cup of coffee a day

deceit:

hey is cinnamon toothpaste supposed to feel like eating fire ants

WAIT WHAT ARE BOOPS???

(the mission being Compliments lol)

You’re very welcome cool person :DD

Hey so I literally just met you and you seem really cool

Uh take a scrunkly :)

thank you for the scrunkly and the kind words sweet stranger :DDD

Her in a nutshell lol

Introducing:

Cherri!

In her casual attire :) (made yesterday, really fuckin proud of this)

And in her regular get up, made uhhhh idk a while ago??

And, because tattoos look awesome as hell and absolutely fit her vibe, a version of her with some lies under the cut!!

(CW: slight nudity, :( tattoos would’ve been covered otherwise)

Introducing:

Cherri!

In her casual attire :) (made yesterday, really fuckin proud of this)

And in her regular get up, made uhhhh idk a while ago??

And, because tattoos look awesome as hell and absolutely fit her vibe, a version of her with some lies under the cut!!

(CW: slight nudity, :( tattoos would’ve been covered otherwise)

If spaghetti had bones

…wait that’s just uncooked spaghetti

Bone spaghetti.

... oh?

I got snek boy!!

Not surprising. ;)

i made a sanders sides uquiz :3

Yall know that breath freshening spray?

And how Remus canonically eats deodorant and god knows what else?

Now what about …

:)

The!! sheer talent displayed!! and the downright lovely details!! And the colors and pose and ashshfj I aspire to be this good one day 💙🩵

And if I just keep on reaching Past the haze of their preaching Oh what things I'll be teaching When I've found what I'm seeking

First artwork of 2024!!! 8D WOOHOO!! Logan my beloved, let him touch the stars. I had to make the canvas smaller lol it was enormous but I'm SO proud of this one! Do not repost, or at least give credit if you ignore that, please.

@thatsthat24 ---> IF YOU LIKE IT, PLEASE REBLOG IT, I WORKED SO HARD ON THIS! <----