Mice Are Having Sex In My Walls :(

“i want a goth dommy mommy” women feel unsafe around you

you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

? scientist just discovered something but they dont want to tell us

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

if she’s your girl why is she sucking on my ancient coin