Oikawa Calling Iwaizumi Iwa-chan Is Better Than Him Calling Him Hajime ANY FUCKING DAY.

Sirius fucks Remus.

oh he will sit there even if there are enough seats.

he would probably tell them made up facts with are probably disturbing but the kids love them.

barty is that one adult who gets sacrificed to sit at the kids table if there’s not enough seats at the adult one.

i need more fics of barty with body dismorphia and ed and how he uses humor and acting reckless to cope with it. i need reasuring and supporting evan helping him through it. i need angsty and depressed rosekiller instead of batshit crazy rose killer!!

GIVE ME DEPRESSED AND SUFFERING BARTY!!! GIVE ME SUPPORTING EVAN!!!

this website

In this world, it’s just me and my doomed yaoi fics (opened in my 50+ AO3 tabs btw).

Barty would sooo leave those funny thirst comments on Evan’s page

The ones like

“Clean up on aisle MY PANTS”

“My clothes were JUST on”

“raw raw ah ah ah or whatever lady gaga said”

“get a load of this guy, IM TRYING”

“Bye yall my rides here!”

“Flash us WHO SAID THAT”

“Suddenly I’m typing with one hand”

this healed something in me...

James and Regulus watching the Barbie movie in the cinema, then ‘What was I made for?’ starts playing. As soon as the lyric “I’m sad again, don’t tell my boyfriend, it’s not what he’s made for” sounds through the movie theatre, James leans over and whispers in Regulus’ ear,

“It’s exactly what I’m made for.”

Forever confused when I see people call bartylus a rare pair…

It’s one of Regulus and Barty’s most common ships 😭

orange peel theory this pomegranate peel theory that. but have you thought about badaam peel theory? when they soak the almonds overnight and peel them in the morning for you. now that right there is love at its peak.

JAMES FUCKING POTTER??