Challengers Au With Barty , Regulus And Evan But Make Evan Tashi,Barty Patrick And Regulus Art....

this is the most real thing ever (og post from @makmbethke on twitter!! <3)

"Don't read the same book twice, and expect a different ending."

Fuck off that's what fanfiction is for tf.

“Moonwater size and height difference,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the back of the room: Remus Lupin himself (Regulus is also behind him, but I can’t even see him on his tippy-toes </3).

Anyways, to all the moonwater height (and size) difference truthers out there—this one’s for you.

thinking about remus as patroclus and sirius as achilles

this is so crazy i fear its exactly like barty

wolf in sheeps clothing, but it's Barty who skinned a man for daring to look at what belonged to him and still be able to smile when he goes on his date three hours later.

like feel he would've totally done that to moody. take 'wearing his face' a little too seriously.

━─━────༺༻────━─━ how I perceive Bartylus, a thread-

⋆༺𓆩B.C.Jr𓆪༻⋆ -slytherin -6'0 -italian -pomosexual -a triple capricorn -plays the bass

˖⁺‧₊R.A.B₊‧⁺˖ -french -5'7 -slytherin -gay -plays the piano -occasionally sings

HEADCANONS- -barty gets regulus peonies and baby's breath every 2-3 weeks -they have composed almost 50+ songs together but they never put them out as they are "personal" -regulus is the only one who has seen barty cry -regulus once punched barty's dad -barty was the only friend that his parents never completely approved of -when regulus first hugged bartys mom he cried -they go to therapy together every week and then get bagels as rewards -they started living together after 7th year -they both are horrible cooks and mostly eat at dora's although barty can cook italian food(few very particular dishes)

-barty does the dishes and regulus does the laundry -their house is warm and cozy, unlike their childhood home -they have a jamming room and spend most of their time there -they live in paris because it was regulus's dream

"they wanted each other in a way of flesh wanting to knit itself over a wound"

the end--------------

moonwater don't use silencing charms when they fuck in the Slytherin dorms because Barty likes jerking off to them

......is that why the marauders were kinda crooked?? maybe they sniffed some while-.......??

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

Dorcas: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes

Remus: Make his dick hard, not his life

James: Break her bed, not her heart

Marlene: Play with her boobs, not her feelings

Sirius: Get on his dick, not his nerves.

Peter: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

I am a Potterhead but more in a Regulus Black gives James Potter head kinda way