New Cleanup Crew Today! (Next Week’s On Patreon, Including Princess Peach Concept Art)!

Cloop: Uhhhhnh! Monday!

Toad: Is... is that a Thwomp riding a Clown Car? Knew they could drive space-cars, but Clown Cars? Mario: So much adventure. LET ME AT IT. Luigi: That Blooper is carrying a Bill Blaster on its head. ...How is it doing that?

Super Mario Maker for Wii U

(Author’s note: Very pretty!)

Rosalina, WIP Rosalina © Nintendo

Princess Peach: I’m not sure what I’ve just stepped in, but I want it dead.

Toad: Are paint monsters even really alive? Or are they just animated?

Apropos of that textdump on villains I had last week, here’s some neat analysis of demented the clown Dimentio.

ϡ Dimentio?

OH BOY NOW FOR THE FUN PART

I could go on for days about Dimentio, so I’ll try to keep it short (YES THIS IS SHORT FOR ME) and game-specific. More than mental state, I guess, these are the behavior rules I try to stick to for him, and why I think he does the things he does. 

Dimentio is not a fighter.

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Mario: I... I don’t- HOW?

They said it was impossible, they said it couldn’t be done… but for the Mighty Flavio overcoming the Pit of 100 Trials was nothing but another notch on his very long list of accomplishments.

Congratulations Flavio, you’ve done it again.

Toad: I keep a list of all the bad ideas I encounter in life. This is now Item 7.

Peach:They just don't make ominous disasters like they used to. Toad: Wish THEY knew that.

Toad: It’s Monday! Nobody panic! Peach: Ride’s a little bumpy, Toad!

Toad: Your Highness, not a word. Happy Monday! New Cleanup Crew strip!