Toad: Y'know, I Remember When The Weirdest Thing That Happened On This Job Was Getting Turned Into Bricks.

Luigi: You showoff.

Toadsworth: Why, we have a staff full of the most professional-- Toad: Gotta hurry! It’s here!

Toadsworth: Perhaps we should consider outsourcing our security staff to professionals.

Minister: Professionals?! That’s not how we do things!

What kind of job do you think you can do without the right tools?

Follow Mario & Luigi: Cleanup Crew! New strips on Monday! (Art by Calvin Jay).

Toadette: So Indoor Slip-and-sliding wasn’t the best idea.

(Happy Monday! New strip and some especially good news!)

Toad: 'Join the Mushroom Retainers!' they said. 'YOU'LL FLY FOR FREE!' THEY SAID.

(Author’s Note: Taking time out from blogging as an webcomic artist to wax enthusiastic about CryZENx and his amazing work in Unreal Engine. If you want your nostalgia button broken, these’ll do the trick).

Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA! Roy wins Favored Son for the Day!

Bowser Knows Best

Toadette: Say, there’s a nice-looking monster!

Toad: For the last time, we are NOT stopping for directions!

Peach: I don’t bite. Unless it’s called for.

(Author’s note: Happy monday!)