Peach: I Don’t Bite. Unless It’s Called For.

Toad: You know, this is somehow both infinitely better and worse than if you had been one of those door-to-door salesmen.

Toad: I can't help it if you're still sore about my counterattack. It's not my fault I'm one hundred percent hitbox!

Cloop: Ungh! Sorry! Not happen again!

Toad: Y'know, I remember when the weirdest thing that happened on this job was getting turned into bricks.

Toadette: What do you MEAN you’re quitting the castle staff? You can’t quit in the middle of a crisis!

Toad: WATCH ME.

Toad: But Luigi! How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?

Luigi: Don’t be fooled, young Toad! Woodchucks can’t chuck wood!

(New Cleanup Crew Comic This Week)

Apropos of that textdump on villains I had last week, here’s some neat analysis of demented the clown Dimentio.

ϡ Dimentio?

OH BOY NOW FOR THE FUN PART

I could go on for days about Dimentio, so I’ll try to keep it short (YES THIS IS SHORT FOR ME) and game-specific. More than mental state, I guess, these are the behavior rules I try to stick to for him, and why I think he does the things he does. 

Dimentio is not a fighter.

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New Cleanup Crew today! (Next week’s on Patreon, including Princess Peach concept art)!

Toad: Another new misadventure?

Peach: But of course!

Toad: Uh oh. Minister: Ack! This is a girl’s room! Toadsworth: We can’t be in a girl’s room! Toad: The things they keep in here I don’t want to see.

So this weird guy was hanging around outside the studio and demanded he be given another audition after his last. The challenge: to emote with only eyebrows and mustache. (Author’s note: Brought on partially by an old @waluiginumberwahn request for fanart and partially by my serious need to practice Mr. Eggplant).