20 year old artist | He/Him/His 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 | Mod of @compassionatevanillaorchid and @blind-healers-blog | I make art idk. Gay cookies have taken over my life | SHADOWVANILLA KILLED MY GRANDMA | 🎭x🍦 [CRK] ❌🔄| LGBTQ+ Friendly
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You know I had to draw a wedding picture
First post didn't have the veil because I forgor so erm
Ta da!!!~
im tired of this grandpa...
im tired of this grandpa...
EVERYONE SHUT UP, SHADOWVANILLA IS CANON ASF. IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS
while drawing and being really small brained
I had the thought
an urge
that urge to make an rp blog
(specifically pv bc I love that blind son of a bitch)
STOP BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY "I MISS MY WIFE TAILS" 😭😭😭
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow Milk Cookie's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking lawn. That's right, he took his cookie-fuckin' doughy dick out and he pissed on my fucking lawn, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: Shadow Milk Cookie, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. 💥 That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my lawn, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
*he sits up from his reading desk looking as if there’s been a disturbance* something just happened-
am I being put on blast on fucking TUMBLR DOT COM?
Yknow what that’s fine
this is fine
and do you want to know why?
because I have
70
ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
(Ooc: God I love the sonic snap cube fandubs, whenever I miss my partner I just say I miss my wife tails with no context out loud)
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guess what I'm drawing...
no bad words around here , shadow milk!!!
nevermind
Good good
Let the payment be enough to cover my debt 🔫
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?
Also I hope you like the drawing I'd promised, you simp
according to engineering studies an average of 364!
and yes I did I’ll have to commission you some time✨✨
a nice painted ceiling on my spire would be amazing🎶🎶
CW: suggestive lines lol.
This is my tall Shadow Milk propaganda.
You can add this to your "hear me out" cake now @yourlocalnottruther
Pure Vanilla Cookie as the Avatar of Destiny from the Cookie Run: Kingdom Guild Battle since I've seen people point out similarities between them.
This twink....
But he's really pretty
Pure Vanilla Cookie as the Avatar of Destiny from the Cookie Run: Kingdom Guild Battle since I've seen people point out similarities between them.
This twink....
But he's really pretty
I'll eat your firstborn
I haven't slept in three days, I'm sick and I'm going to rip my skin off if Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk Cookie don't stop makING OUT
"omg! Omg! What brush do you use? What brush do you use?"
....
(plus small sneak peek ig)
If I see you on my property again I'm beating you
Hard
I haven't slept in three days, I'm sick and I'm going to rip my skin off if Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk Cookie don't stop makING OUT
I haven't slept in three days, I'm sick and I'm going to rip my skin off if Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk Cookie don't stop makING OUT
ok we have something to address
all of you have been wonderful but recently me and my partner @vanillaflavoredking got an ask and in that a cowardly anon told my partner to end their life
under no circumstances is this ok.
To the anon: while I understand you might be passionate about a ship touch some fucking grass. We are two normal people behind this account not actual fictional characters. Learn some media literacy and do better. What you did is absolutely disgusting and the fact that you hide shows how spineless you are.
to my fans: keep it up with the asks, thank you all for your unending kindness and let’s keep the energy going!
On my hands and knees praying this will actually look good when I finish it 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
kurimusoda
YES PLEASE
*pulls up to McDonald's*
Can I have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fry?
did you just drive through the pentagon-?
Yes I drove through the Pentagon can I have my fries now?
*pulls up to McDonald's*
Can I have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fry?
did you just drive through the pentagon-?
Am I going to use this event as an excuse to draw PV in a wedding dress and sdvn wedding?
Good because I was gonna draw it anyway 😼
I'm sending you and your boyfriend on a vacation to a sheep farm. Help him pack up, I'll pay you with a drawing of PV as the avatar of destiny if you get him to take a break 🙏🙏🙏🙏
the gifts are nice but I’d do it for free
and no that doesn’t mean I’m refusing the gifts I’d like them very much ✨✨✨
(ooc note the fanart offer was absolutely sweet I was not expecting it lol!)
Some art based on a scene from this fic here!! IT'S SO GOOD Y'ALL SHOULD GO READ IT!!
also can these two weirdos PLEASE get a room lolldfhsdjhf
Spending time together in an abandoned library at the Blueberry Yogurt Academy 💙💛
THIS TOOK ME LIKE 3 DAYS TO MAKE
these cookies have taken over my life I want it to end I want it to end I want it to end I want it to end I want it to end
SOMEONE HELP HIM‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
(this is a reupload because I realized that I forgot his stUPID LITTLE FOREHEAD STAR 😭)
Consider this a part 2 to the previous post
(also this is just for fun while I continue to draw and waste my life away on these gay cookies...)
Absolutely no context. Take it as is. (I made these and more a while ago and completely forgot I have a Tumblr to post on now)